The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 2001
KISS THE GOOSE I have a friend who looks remarkably like an onion! She doesn't believe it though, she's in denial. Who can blame her? I know — my mate looks like a turnip. Hey-ho.
LE ENFANT TERRIBLE Anyone else remember Polo Holes? What was the point in them? You paid 20p more for the centres out of Polos? Money-grabbing society we live in.
PINK MAFIA Still single, still fed-up but still smiling! Yay me! Go girl!
HEY,
Why is it that when I write on paper, my handwriting is pretty awful and almost illegible... yet, when I write e-mails, the writing is nice, neat and clearly readable?
Someone please explain this because it's all very confusing!
The Man With The Golden Bun
It's the same with me...
BIZARRE INNIT?
FORGOTTEN SHOWS
Does anyone remember Pigeon Street? Somebody has got to!
All I remember is this one episode where they had a football competition. It was a cartoon and I used to have a book of it.
Also, more recently, there was this programme called F.O.T (False or True) that was good... but that's another story.
Girl On The Oatmeal Box
Pigeon Street... Pigeon Street...
NO
JUNE 19, 1983...
...was the day that Fluffy The Evil One came into the world, which means that it is rapidly approaching my 18th birthday!
Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!
I'm scared. Does that mean that I have to grow up? Am I now one of the oldest 'Ziners?
Actually, that could be a good debate. Just who is the oldest 'Ziner still writing in on a regular basis?
Fluffy The Evil One
Aren't you about 6'9" already?
NO MORE GROWING UP TO BE DONE!
WLW,
How do we know we aren't suffering from memory loss and how do we know that the world really exists?
What would happen if we were just figments of someone's really twisted dream somewhere?
Isn't that an entertaining thought?
Black Widow
Gotta be honest —
I'VE HAD MORE ENTERTAINING THOUGHTS
SKINNED CELEBRITY,
Asking who would win in a fight between Courtney Love and Dave Grohl is over-simplifying the issue.
The real question is: Courtney Love and Michael Stipe vs Dave Grohl, Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson.
My money's on the second lot because:
- There are more of them
- Manson and Reznor have put members of their bands in hospital and
- Trent Reznor is God.
The Metallic Hippie
Interesting. My money would be on
MANSON VS ANYONE, FRANKLY!
MY DARLING DAVORD, LORD OF THARG,
I can't believe you stood me up again last Thursday. It's just plain rude.
No phone call, no telepathic message, nothing. I spent the night eating ice cream and watching soaps with my cat.
Oh, what am I saying, Of course I forgive you my little Davord. Just call next time. Or get WLW and cat to come round and keep me company — the ice cream is chocolate!
Perplexed Crow
Mavis and I are the better option here,
DAVORD HASN'T WASHED FOR YEARS
MUSIC
I was distressed today to hear Crazy Town's Butterfly — a song championed by Kerrang! magazine — being played by one of the inane garage DJs on Kiss FM.
This represents the slide of all things alternative into the evil hands of capitalism! We must stop this before our favourite bands are swallowed by the greed of the masses.
Who knows who's next? My money's on Sigur Ros.
Socialist Guerrilla
And you were listening to the inane
GARBGE DJ BECAUSE?
