The Mega-Zine Museum
May 7, 2001
THE ONE WITH LITTLE SIGNIFICANCE Why are fish fingers so called? I mean, it's not like they look like fingers is it? It's that Captain Birdseye's fault.
TELESCOPE THE VAIL IN BRUM I like to eat sausages. Especially with bread. And with tomato sauce. Oooh, you live life on the edge... you really do!
SIR WHENCE PITCHFORK I can't see why Eminem is so controversial. I can't work out what he's saying! But he looks as good as Britney Spears though.
'ZINE COMPILATION
And I actually took some time on this!
| Savage: | Charlie Big Potato (Skunk) |
| Possum: | Beautiful People (M Manson) |
| Snork: | Perfect Day Elise (PJ) |
| Fluffy: | Nancy Boy (Placebo) |
| NXT: | Last Resort (P Roach) |
| Silvan: | Glory Box (Portis) |
| Flicker: | Good Girl Down ('Cheeba) |
| Fizzy Kizzy: | Kids (MnM) |
| Golden Bun: | I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (BH Gang) |
Fozzy
Mine would be 'Addicted To Love' —
NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY!
YO WLW
This thing about the chicken evolving from smeg eggs... crazy. But now we have to think... what came first, the smeg or the egg?
Well, in my opinion, smegs evolved from a once-peaceful race known as the, let's say, thingimybobs but, because their name was so poo, they changed it to smeg... but smegs did not evolve, oh no! They got sued for copyright by the people who make Red Dwarf and had to change their name AGAIN.
Confused yet?
Outrageous Alien
Confused?
YOU AIN'T KIDDING, LOVE
IF 'ZINERS WERE TV PROGRAMMES:
| WLW: | Watchdog |
| Parsley Possum: | The Weakest Link and/or Faking It |
| She Who Lost The Plot: | Don't Try This At Home |
| Odd Foz: | Strange But True |
| Secluded Rainbow: | Never Mind The Buzzcocks (my favourite programme) |
| Savage Cabbage: | Cutting Edge |
Misfit
Watchdog? Do you see me as some sort of
ANNE ROBINSON FIGURE? GOODBYE!
PROFILE
I might as well...
| Name: | Yellow Jello |
| Age: | If my shoe size is anything to go by, 6. Then add a one and minus 3 |
| Sex: | Female |
| Favourite colour: | Yellow |
| Favourite food: | Jelly |
| Favourite 'Ziner: | Parsley Possum |
I hope you now all feel thoroughly enlightened
Yellow Jello
Oh we do, poppet...
WE REALLY DO
FISH ON THE LINE
Although you like MSP, I'll ignore that for the moment because you like Therapy?, easily the best band I've ever seen live.
From the moment they hit the stage, they rocked like they had two hours left to live and clung to the stage for an hour after their curfew, encouraging stagedivers.
According to Andy, their best gig for 12 years.
Parsley Possum
Some bands just don't know
WHEN TO LEAVE, DO THEY?
WHY OH WHY...
do they no longer show Trap Door on television? It was pure genius!
There was Berk, the blue thing that liked to hit things with rolling pins (yes, it was a kids' programme), and Drutt, the manic grey spider thing, and the "thing upstairs", which, I feel, had a Davord-like resemblance.
But woe, without it on TV, I only have my 24 episodes on tape!
Lady of the Dead
I know not of this televisual feast —
ANYONE?
YO
Some burning questions for WLW...
- I'm fed up of being an ordinary 'Ziner. Can I be your bodyguard?
- When you die, who takes over your job?
- Do you like me?
The Man With The Golden Bun
Of course, Anne Robinson and...
MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
