The Mega-Zine Museum
April 7, 2001
SILVAN DRACONIS Anyone else agree that the kewlest animal ever has to be the penguin? They're great! I agree, I love penguins, me. I mean, how funny?
WHISKEY BUTCHER Ultimate oxymorons? How about Greater Manchester? You have no idea how much this made me laugh!
UNCONTROLLABLE LAMPPOST OF WISDOM So, what's it like in the Towers then, WLW? Let's have lunch one day. Yes, let's. The Towers? Well dark, damp, smelly and altogether very unappealing.
BYE BYE MISS CHICKEN PIE
The chicken pie must be the vilest creation of man. It's not just the sticky white/grey sauce that turns my stomach, but the carrots they put in them. Poultry flavoured puke in pastry is an accurate description.
I swear the things should come with a warning label, "Danger — lethal smell once opened. Keep away from children. Eat only on an empty stomach".
Odd Foz
So that chicken pie I had for lunch —
NOT A GOOD IDEA THEN!
MISSING 'ZINERS
Where are you now? Where are Egg-Shaped Ian, Dave Grohl's Underpants (you'd better not be in his washing machine!), Morgo The Evil Fumigator and all the other once regular 'Ziners that I haven't got space to list?
If anyone finds them, please tell Uncle/Aunt WLW and get them back on the straight and narrow.
Come back — we miss every last one of you!
Black Widow
All good things come to an end —
THE TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGIN'
FLUFFY IS A FRAUD!
Fluffy The Evil One, I have proof that you are in fact the Milli Vanilli of the 'Zine! Your recent letter about being a rock and roll star had every single word blatantly ripped off from the song A Fan Club Would Be Nice by Fungus.
You didn't think anyone would remember it? Well, they do!
Pablo Marmite
Fluffy? This true? Are you indeed...
A CHARLATAN?
SAVAGE CABBAGE
Woohoo — a dress-wearing boy! I've talked about boys wearing nail varnish and how great that is, and I would like to say that guys wearing dresses rules too! I mean, how yummy is David Ryder Prangly of Rachel Stamp? Veeeeeerrrryy!
So, who's with me on this one? WLW — what do you reckon?
pOLYTHENE
I think we should wear what we want —
EXCEPT HOTPANTS, THEY'RE JUST SILLY
WLW
What are you? We don't know much about you at all. So...
- Are you girl/boy/alien?
- How old? 10-25/26-50/50+?
- Fave 'Ziner? Possum/Wolf/Me?
Queen Bee
I am girl/boy/alien, I am 112 in
BADGER YEARS AND LOVE EVERYONE, K?
A FEW MATTERS THAT NEED TO BE RAISED
- Why hasn't Davord been in touch with his loyal subjects for so long?
- What on earth are "ironic pyjamas"?
- How come I keep getting holes in my already holey fishnets that shouldn't be there?
The Unholy Mole
ps: WLW — I've got a black and white cat called Guinness. How cool is that?
Guinness is a great name for a cat —
MY NEXT ONE WILL BE CALLED WILF
HEY WLW
Why do you never print my letters? Is it that you want me to cuddle you? Is it me? What can I do to make it better?
All I want is a letter printed here and there. That's not too much to ask. Even if my favourite group wear masks!
Or, is it that I'm a girl who skateboards? Please print my letter, WLW!
Telescope The Vail In Brum
Consider it done —
YOU PLEAD SO NICELY!
