The Mega-Zine Museum

March 30—31, 2001

SECLUDED RAINBOW Don't try to tell daffodills their business, they know better than you. They do, and those daisies are smart cookies, too.

tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel What has happened to tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel? I haven't seen her on 'Zine for aaaaages. Oh, here I am! Get a grip, girl.

MISS WORLD WLW — do you have a favourite 'Ziner? Is it me? Yes I do, but do you have ANY idea of the bother I'd get into if I told you? Minefield!

DEAR WLW

The pen I am writing with smells like cherry pie — which reminds me of a freaky thing my maths teacher did when he mentioned blueberry pie.

Also, guess who my friend's relative is? You can phone a friend... Yes... it's that smug-o Chris Tarrant. Thankfully, she's nothing like him.

The Wizard On The Hill (Ms)

Never mind that — tell us about the

TEACHER AND THE BLUEBERRY PIE!

SAVAGE CABBAGE AND 'ZINERS

There is absolutely nothing wrong with boys wearing dresses, nail varnish and lipstick — I happen to find it amazingly attractive!

I adore Twiggy Ramirez, his clothes, his make-up. If anyone has a problem with boys promoting their feminine side, you are sadder than I thought.

Go for it, Savage!

The Pearly Witch

Indeed. I Am What I Am, as my mate

GLORIA IS ALWAYS TELLING ME

WISE FRUITCAKE

I have two suggestions for "ultimate oxymoron".

I had a conversation with my sister, The Queen Of Elmaaarrr, in which she claimed that "Westlife is good" and "Pink Floyd is bad". Both of these could easily qualify.

The Psychedelic Gloom

Crikey — Pink Floyd...

NOW THEY REALLY IS BAD!

MY PROFILE

Offspring-Rules

ps: Give JDB some credit — he supports Forest!

He supports Forest? Has he no shame?

GOOD PIES AT THE CITY GROUND, EH?

WLW

1. Where did PC Stu and Plughole Fantasy disappear to? I miss them.
2. Where are all the 'Ziners in Aberdeen hiding? I've not found one yet.
3. Christina Aguilera — how can one person be THAT annoying?

Lady Feinnes

Annoying isn't the word... Well, it is,

BUT I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL OTHERS

HELLO EVERYONE

I have been an avid viewer for many months, so I thought I would get in touch.

I am 16, 5'5", love the Stereophonics, always eat the chocolate and the caramel off a Twix before the biscuit, and I'm a trendy (sorry).

I would also like to agree with Sentimental Vixen — my ideal man also has spikey hair and his left eyebrow pierced. However, he would be an Irish fireman.

Cutie Happy Pink Carrot

I do that with Orange Club biscuits —

EAT ALL THE CHOCCIE OFF FIRST!

HA HA HA! KURT COBAIN A WRESTLER!

Here are some more alternative jobs for rock musicians/bands:

The Theatrical Cooking Chocolate

I can think of a few but, sadly, none

OF MINE ARE CLEAN! SEND SAE TO...

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