The Mega-Zine Museum
March 19, 2001
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Cometh the hour, cometh the man (unless he cometh by train). Indeedeth.
GLITTER JUNKIE I must say how much I liked the bullet points used last Sunday — you know, the big red squares. Squares are best in red. They are, though I quite like them in blue too.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Gutless Wonder — can I stand next to you please, so I can look talented? Woooooooooooooh! Who rattled your cage?
SECLUDED RAINBOW,
Glad to hear of another JJ72 fan in 'Zineland! I was at a gig they played last week and it rocked so hard, it was class.
Mark Greaney is even more beautiful up close than on TV. He's like... perfect!
I'd advise anyone who hasn't seen them live to do so ASAP.
Also, Urban Hero — you really do sound luvverly. You shouldn't be single babe.
redpixie
Well I was at Soft Cell's Hackney gig
ON SATURDAY — NOW THAT ROCKED!
WLW,
JDB's pad above a shop? It's a flat, stupid!
Oh, and someone should tell Kelly Jones and Stuart Cable to stay off the ugly pills. Not that they need them or anything.
And to Anne Robinson — Wales's only crime is to have given us the Stereophonics. The rest is fab.
The Gutless Wonder
Kelly Jones ugly? You sure? You fancy
JAMES DEAN PIEFIELD FOR GOD'S SAKE!
WLW,
What's going on? In a recent letter I used the passive present tense in the subjunctive mood, but when it was printed this changed to the passive past tense in the indicative mood.
Also, whenever 'buses are mentioned you leave out the apostrophe. Not that I'm being pedantic.
The Psychedelic Gloom
I have just one thing to say, matey —
BUSES BUSES BUSES BUSES BUSES! K?
WLW,
How do we know you're the real WLW? Maybe you've kidnapped him and taken his place. Your replies seem to have changed.
Come to think of it, I bet you (if you're not the real WLW) kidnapped Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex too!
It's all beginning to make sense. I bet they're tied up in the corner.
Etiquette Hippy
This may all make sense to you —
BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL!
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM,
I was thinking, yes, it would be good if everything was green. But then I thought, hang on — if everything was green then it would mean that trendies would be green. And as me and Broccoli are already green, it would make us Trendies!
Please... no... don't do this to me!
Thank you and goodbye.
Manky Horrible Brussel Sprout
It would also make trying to
CROSS THE ROAD A BIT HAZARDOUS
THREE SIMPLE STEPS TO WORLD DOMINATION
- Get millions of spoons
- Decapitate everyone you don't like with them
- Televise it
And there you go. Everyone will worship you. The world is yours!
Omega
I think I see the flaw in the plan
— DECAPITATION BY SPOON? ER... HOW?
HELP ME!
Giant onions are taking over my planet. I wouldn't mind, but I despise onions.
They ruin everything with their annoyingly foul-tasting slices and they're always hiding in my food like mines, waiting for me.
How can I destroy them all?
Lady Freakenstein VIII
'Fraid I side with the onions here —
I LOVE 'EM!
