The Mega-Zine Museum
March 18, 2001
GLITTER JUNKIE I just saw Brian Molko on Never Mind The Buzzcocks — phwoar! Easy tiger.
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM According to an ex-friend of mine, I am apparently a "natural", if undesirable, product of the post-modern age. I'm not quite sure whether to consider this an insult or a compliment. I'd go for insult.
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but everyone kept laughing at me. But that's the... oh.
EVERYONE
Does anyone know where your "wrath" is?
The other day I was having an argument with a tramp. We were arguing about who was the worst boy band ever. He said a1, I said Westlife. He wouldn't agree so I told him he would suffer my wrath.
It suddenly occured to me that I have no idea where my wrath is.
Omega
It's somewhere between hate, anger...
AND A REALLY BAD STEPS VIDEO
WLW
It has come to my attention that a large army of spongers (fake grungers) are attempting to take over the world.
They take the last two standing tickets for Manson, spill our nail varnish and scratch our CDs.
This must stop — freakism is becoming a trend!
Broken Machine
ps: Equal rights for invisible people.
Well, you know what I think...
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
GREETINGS COMRADES
Allow me to introduce myself. I am 18, blonde, 5'6".
I like chocolate, anything purple, possums (especially the sugar-coated variety), the Stereophonics and my ideal man is tall with spiky hair and his left eyebrow pierced.
Oh yes, and I am what I believe you call a townie/trendy — can I still come and play?
Sentimental Vixen
Tall, spiky hair, pierced eyebrow...
GOT A PHONE NUMBER?
MANKY HORRIBLE BRUSSEL SPROUT
If I had three wishes, I know what I'd wish for:
- A weeks holiday at Megazine
- WLW wakes up to the Arsenal team singing the 'Zine anthem, Dreaming Of Me by Depeche Mode.
- Just to be with my girlfriend and tell her how much I love her.
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
Love? LOVE? We'll have no love here...
THIS IS A LOCAL SHOP
HELLO BABES AND DUDES
I am extremely close to screaming as I live in Kev-infested West Bromwich — HELP!
If any other 'Ziners live in Brom, please say. I'm starting to think I'm the only one of our kind in this primitive dump.
And why aren't there any goths in soaps? I don't think Zara in Hollyoaks counts because she is so cringeworthy.
Is it me, or is Dido the most irritating person ever?
Twisted Tart
No, she's not the most irritating,
THAT WOULD BE KATY HILL
WLW
I would just like to clarify a few things:
Best Band — Oasis
Best Film — The Shawshank Redemption
Best Food — Pasta
Best Prog — The Simpsons
And finally — what colour is a mirror? It appears to be silver, but how can that be?
Love Bites
Oasis? Are you mad?
ARE THEY STILL ALIVE? WHO CARES...
PARSLEY POSSUM
I have to agree with the Possum. Limp Bizkit have become entirely mainstream and therefore can now be considered commercial. But everyone is entitled to their own taste in music.
Based on this, I have to say One Minute Silence, in my opinion, are THE best band ever. Not only does their talent make other bands weep, but they are trying to do something about the corrupt world in which we live.
Hyperstar
By donating their earnings from
CD SALES TO SHELTER? THOUGHT NOT
