The Mega-Zine Museum

March 6, 2001

SPARKLY PINK PIXIE I exist to make the world a sparklier place. Earth would be lost without me, admit it. I cannot lie, it would be dull, dull, dull!

DARK BULB Long live Scooby Doo. And WLW is a woman. Long live Virgil Tracy — and says who? Huh?

SECLUDED RAINBOW The Manics' singles aren't all that bad — they only go downhill after the first chord! You lasted until the first chord? I take my hat off to ya!

HELLO AGAIN

Whilst moving house, as well as missing two whole days of Megazine, I have found out the following:

1. My sister is even more useless than I first thought.
2. Carrying a large wardrobe down a flight of stairs by yourself isn't clever.
3. Never, ever, stand on the bits of an attic which have that fluffy stuff on them.

Opinionated Pie

And if you put yer foot through,

ALWAYS BLAME SOMEONE ELSE... ALWAYS!

BIG UP FOR WLW!

I have an extremely important piece of information/advice for you. Two bits, in fact:

1. Atheism is a non-profit organisation.
2. Words are truth's enemy.

I am living in a vacuum. When I choke, I shall die.

Burger Queen Libertine

And a 'big up' to you too, dear...

WHATEVER THAT MAY BE

IF 'ZINERS WERE POT NOODLES...

Violent Protest

Chow Mein? Where's that come from?

YOU GUYS AND YOUR STRANGE IDEAS...

URBAN HERO

Even though you are a conceited coffee drinker, I will be the first in your queue.

You have a groovy taste in music and cool hobbies. I am also hopeful in the marital status area.

How's about we get married? WLW can be our witness?

Deranged Dragon Slayer

Run, Urban... run and don't look back!

DERANGED BY NAME...

TAKE A SEAT ON PARSLEY'S COUCH

Aaah, Gutless Wonder. Have you been doing those self-esteem exercises? They should help cure your odiously aloof and condescending manner.

Good morning Dark Grey Wolf! It appears to me you strive unsuccessfully for reactions. I recommend taking certain 'Ziners a little less seriously. This should lower your blood pressure.

Parsley Possum

Ooooh you — you're not too big to put

OVER MY KNEE YOUNG MAN! Y'HEAR?

'ZINERS

I like chocolate. Especially Yorkie bars and Bourneville. And Galaxy bars. And I like Cadbury's Creme Eggs. And Maltesers. And Smarties.

And chocolate ice cream, chocolate covered peanuts, Moros, Dairy Milk, Mars bars, Snickers bars...

Mmmmmmm... chocolate!

Cat5187

You have a problem, my feline friend —

AND ONE I CAN IDENTIFY WITH!

ODE TO PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON GETTING IN MY WAY

People people everywhere
They don't think and they don't care
They may pause, but they don't worry
'Bout the people in a hurry.

I thank you!

Muffin of the Mystical Variety

I know! People who dawdle...

DRIVE ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

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