The Mega-Zine Museum

February 27, 2001

SAVAGE CABBAGE I love you WLW. Can we get divorced so that we can live in blissful odium? We're married?

PARSLEY POSSUM WLW wears sandals and socks. It's true. It's not, is it? Huh?

BABE VS UNIVERSE If you don't like Muse, or Radiohead, or Slipknot, and you're not too keen on Placebo — then what the hell do you like? First Babe — I do like Muse, Radiohead have lost it, Slipknot never had it and I've always liked Placebo. I'm a fan, OK?

WAHEY!

Today I realised that there are people who have a more boring life than I do.

I walked into the kitchen and there was snooker on TV. Then, what did I hear but "this really is gripping stuff". What is going on when people are "gripped" by snooker?

Only problem is now I can't complain about being bored. Keep it a secret.

Sparkling Black Angel Wings

It's odd — you pot the same balls

IN THE SAME ORDER... EVERY TIME!

DEAR WOLFIE

We really fancy you. We have seen you in Wolverhampton on the monument and we think you're a total babe. We found your long snout extremely alluring, and your dark grey fur... whoooo!

Will you meet us in Birmingham (you can catch the Metro if it's working) on Saturday?

It's OK — we don't bite. We have our 'Zine names on our necklaces so you'll know it's us.

FLicKer and MoTaGrrL

Be afraid, Wolf man —

BE VERY AFRAID!

'ZINE

Who started this whole attack on Placebo? What is wrong with you people? Surely junk radio and Top Of The Pops haven't affected your hearing that much already? Or is your brain so infected that you can't appreciate good music?

Maybe you're just all opposed to men in make-up and skirts??? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Soul Searcher

If you don't like it, kids —

CHANGE YER TASTE IN MEN

GREETINGS FROM THE WELFARE STATE

And now, a list of my most favourite and my most hated people:

Jarvis T Raven

I'd have to agree, except —

KELLY JONES? WHY? HE'S A NICE GUY

POPSTARS, OR PAPSTARS AS I CALL IT...

Why anyone would force themselves through a process which demoralises them for failing to be "good enough", or subjects them to ridicule for succeeding, is beyond me.

Though it is funny to see how low people will go in their desperation to be famous.

Odd Foz

And that Kim girl — she's a handful

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE TWO LADS

5 GREAT THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH CHAIRS

1. Attempt to balance them on your head
2. Try to eat them
3. Throw them around
4. Stand on them
5. Sit on them.

The Man With The Golden Bun

And stack them — you can stack them!

I LOVE STACKING CHAIRS, ME

VOICE OF THE VOICELESS

After hours of thinking, I've come up with an answer. You cannot fully digest yourself — where would the parts of you go that have already been digested?

This is either gonna make me seem very clever or very dumb. I feel a sarcastic remark from WLW coming on.

The Guy Who Makes Sense Of Nonsense

PS: The Fiend Next Door said something about Scooby Doo and Westlife wearing masks — isn't that Slipknot?

Sarcastic? Moi?

NEVER... NOT IN ME NATURE, LOVE

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