The Mega-Zine Museum
February 1, 2001
ENOLA THE NOSEBLEED WLW, tell me a bit about yourself — I'm really interested. Yeah right, 'course you are.
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM A funny thing happened to me today. Can't remember what it was, though. So you're telling me this because?
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Whatever happened to PC Stu's novel? Maybe it's in the same place as Arsenal's away form. Oooh, you can go off people, you know!
ODE TO MY JAMESY
You're my Mr Everything
How I love you so
They make rude comments and titter
But they will never know
The feelings deep inside my heart
Kept secret till we meet
I love you James Dean Bradfield
You're intelligent, adorable and sweet
Love from
The Gutless Wonder
Bake him a pie, love...
THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK
WLW
I've just made up a well good joke. Wanna hear it? Well, you're gonna hear it anyway.
Two tropical birds were in a tree. they were in love. One turns to the other and says: "Only toucan make a kiss work".
Get it? Well, DO YOU?
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Yes, I'm afraid I do.
ENOUGH NOW
A FEW COMMENTS
- Fluffy — you sound nice but something puzzles me. Why are you "fluffy"? Does this name represent your personality or is it due to excessive amount of hair?
- Pot Noodles — why is it that every time I have one, the peas stay hard?
- Hob Nobs — yum!
Blue Moon
'Pot Noodle Pea Syndrome' —
I AM A FELLOW SUFFERER
OR SO THEY SAY
I can understand someone saying "I'll be blunt with you" or "I'll be honest with you", but "I'll be frank with you" hints at a personality disorder (unless, of course, your name is Frank, in which case you're off the hook).
What is it with phrases and sayings? I think that sliced bread is rather boring, so who decided that something was "the best thing since sliced bread"?
Miss Tristesse
'There's nowt as queer as folk' —
THAT'S ALWAYS PUZZLED ME, THAT ONE
'ZINERS
Who wants to be in my society? It's the Jim Davidson Abolition Society.
Our mission is to overthrow Davidson and his inane cabaret of risque "humour", mildly xenophobic "jokes" and stamp out his ignorant, brash and frankly embarrassing brand of "comedy".
FOREVER!
Hippy Death Suite Spokeswoman for the JDAS
And the Generation Game too —
I MEAN, HOW BAD?
THE RADIOHEAD VS MUSE THING
Not all that long ago, Radiohead were probably my favourite band. That was somewhere between OK Computer and Kid A. But Kid A smells a bit like cow poo and I think there comes a time in every band's career where they pass their sell-by date and have to split.
This is not due to lack of talent but lack of ideas (although MSP are the exception to that theory!)
Penelope the Demonic Pineapple
The 'Cheery Ones' have rather
LOST THE PLOT LATELY, HAVEN'T THEY?
PARSLEY UNCOVERED
After reading Parsley's comments over and over, I have come to the conclusion that our "friend" actually IS a possum!
Possums hail from Australia and have a tendency to dislike bands such as the Manics. They also make their homes in people's roofs and are considered pests.
So check your roofs and lock your doors people and Parlsey — go back to where you came from, you Aussie rat!
Mellow Yellow
Really a possum? You think?
A POSSUM THAT CAN TYPE — HMMMM...
