The Mega-Zine Museum
January 1, 2001
AGENT MOLKLONE Help WLW, I'm lost! Where's the nearest psychiatric unit? I wanna go home! Just pop along to WLW Towers — I'm sure we can help!
MADMAN BOHEME So my sister says to me "Westlife aren't a typical boyband". I totally agree, very few are that bad. Ooooh harsh, but most definitely fair.
THE REINCARNATED SQUIRREL EATER Has anyone else noticed how WLW's responses usually have nothing to do with what the person was talking about? Yes, me!
WLW
Did you know that in every 100g of tinned mushrooms, there is an average of 20 maggots! (That's true!)
So remember kids — mushrooms kill (well, they would if they could operate firearms). Stay safe this new year and steer clear of the evil fungi.
Secluded Rainbow
You see? What have I been telling you?
POISON!
EGG-SHAPED IAN
At last, someone else who knows the perils of living in Nottingham. I cannot pass through it's mean streets without having 'Tart, Freak' etc, shouted at me. The only people who treat me well are Big issue vendors. They are the only ones I can talk to.
It's a hellhole my lovelies. For your own sakes, don't go there.
Eustacia
Message received and understood —
I'M STAYING PUT
'ZINERS
The man everyone is looking for: Mr Right. Who is he? Why is everyone looking for him? Did he run away, never to be found again?
I've heard it's just women looking for him. Why is this man so popular? is it his looks? His personality? His almost perfect name?
I'm a woman but I'm not looking for this man. Is there something wrong with me?
Yellow Jello
Don't let it worry you poppet — I am
RELIABLY INFORMED HE DOESN'T EXIST
'ZINERS, WLW, TRENDIES!
Fed up with not knowing anyone else who reads 'Zine, I walked into school and, in front of the whole class, asked very loudly "does anyone know what Megazine is?".
The results were frightening. Four did, and they were all Trendies! All of them! What are we going to do? What can we do?
Opinionated Pie
We should embrace them into the fold —
THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH OF B*CKCH*T
ALIENS ARE EVIL
Last night I thought I had been chosen to take part in strange and evil medical experiments conducted by aliens, as I caught a glimpse of flashing lights outside my window.
I got all excited and pulled back the curtains. Imagine my embarassment when I noticed a crowd of people gathered outside, all looking up. Turned out the Christmas tree lights had just been switched on. Oh dear.
Asyd BurnZ
Isn't that always the way?
NEVER MIND, NEXT TIME EH?
WLW
Why is it that, whenever there is someone who everyone thinks is great, I can never see what's so good about them? Take, for example, a certain 'Ziner who everyone totally worships. I don't know why 'cos he wants to ban profiteroles (not mentioning any names).
No-one seems to notice great 'Ziners like Fluffy The Evil One, who deserves more recognition than PC Stu (oops!)
Miss World
Well pardon me, but Fluffy is
PLENTY POPULAR — WITH EVERYONE!
THE MEANING OF LIFE
Everyone perceives reality differently and gives it their own meaning, whether it is spiritual enlightenment or the uncomplicated pursuit of pleasure.
So, there are 6 billion different meanings of life and none of them are the 'true' meaning.
Creature Of The Wheel
You've given this a lot of thought —
ALTHOUGH QUITE WHY, I DON'T KNOW
