The Mega-Zine Museum
December 31, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM Is there a link between accordions and the suicide rate? Could be, they drive ME to the edge!
THE REINCARNATED SQUIRREL EATER Why does WLW not update these pages on a Saturday? Because he's a lazy git? Or maybe he needs time to get himself back together after watching Arsenal! 6-1! That's all I have to say... 6-1!
THEY CALL 'ER ALF WLW — will you share your last Rolo wid me? Are you mad? I think not... not with no one, no-how!
HMMMM...
I've often wondered what the chances are of an "old git" like me being let back into this club that seems to take not too kindly to anyone over 19.
I was here before and I still have the same opinions and beliefs, refined through time. I'm still the same person goddammit and I should be allowed to contribute if it's in the right spirit!
All who are with me, yell "aye"!
Speednik
Aye! Although just one thing...
WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOUR OPINIONS?
'ZINERS
Life is an illusion, there is no reality
We are all the product of a dream
Everything you see is part of a dream world
But, who is the Dreamer?
And more importantly, what happens to us when he awakens?
I am the Dreamer
Welcome to my nightmare...
Turkeyphant
No, you're welcome to your nightmare —
I'M HAPPY DREAMING OF FOOTIE THANKS
WLW
How can you say that Matt from Digimon could take James from Pokemon? Everyone knows that the blue-haired one could kick Mr Ishida's butt from here to Japan!
Now, of course, if Trunks from Dragonball Z got involved... that would be a different story! He's soooooo cute and could probably take on Davord and win!
Holy Purple Dragon
Never lose yer sense of humour mate —
TAKE ON DAVORD INDEED... PAH!
HELP ME 'ZINERS
Here's the scenario. The other night I set my alarm for 1.50am, got a cup of coffee and forced myself to watch TV, blurry eyed, for three hours.
Why would I subject myself to such torture when I have school the next morning? Wrestling!
Help me, I have a wrestling addiction. I am not able to go 48 hours without my helping of WWF. Is there a helpline I can call?
Voice Of The Voiceless
Well, if there isn't —
THERE SHOULD BE! VERY SAD
MALE 'ZINERS
A few questions to ask y'all:
- Why don't boys go to the toilet together like girls do?
- Why don't boys wear pyjamas?
- Why do boys like football?
Answers on a postcard. Oh, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the 'Ziney boys!
Fairy Cake
These are all closely guarded secrets —
IT'S A BOY THING... APPARENTLY
MS JANE LAME
How bloomin' snotty can you get? You go on about "labelling", then start calling Trendies! Man, people like you annoy me sooooooo much. Grrrrrrrr.
So what if you're a freak? Eh? Eh? Live and let live. Different strokes for different folks. And what makes you so freakish then? A KoRn hoodie? Pah!
Eve L Spirit who loves Ian Brown
A KoRn hoodie? Heaven forbid — is that
THE HEIGHT OF FREAKDOM THESE DAYS?
WLW
I have a splinter in my toe and its name is Frank. My mum says I should try to get it out but I quite enjoy talking to it. Our conversations are slightly one-sided though... he talks quite a bit.
The life of a splinter is much more interesting than I had first perceived. All those splinter adventures he's told me about. Me and Frank, we have such memories.
Kiss The Goose
Was yours the letter written in crayon?
SOMEHOW, I THINK IT WAS
