The Mega-Zine Museum
December 30, 2000
BONGO PANTS You DID print my letter! Oh, how quick I was to judge. Kill me, kill me now. Consider it done.
RAVEN17 I live in a mansion in the Scottish Highlands with a small, purple imp named Hamish. And did you get an invite to Madonna's wedding? I thought not.
VOICE OF THE VOICELESS Watching paint dry is not as entertaining as you may think. Be warned! I know, neither is having your toes set on fire.
OUTERSHELLELECTRON,
Please don't try to patronise me, you will invariably fail. Did you fall asleep in English as well as biology?
I did not claim that there was conclusive proof of evolution, only that there was a lot of evidence, such as: Jeremy Beadle — evolutionary throwback or what?
Creature Of The Wheel
and if you need more proof there's
MATTHEW KELLY...
THE NIGHTMARE BEGAN,
I sat there in the dock. Waiting, waiting silently. The judge walked in slowly and looked towards me.
"Jen Smith!" I raised my head and saw with horror the black cloth draped on his head. No, not this, anything but this...
"I sentence you to two weeks as an Ed on B*ckch*t."
Nooooooooooooooooooo!
The Fiend Nextdoor
Could be worse — you could be forced
TO WATCH CHRISTMAS BIG BREAK!
LISTEN TO ME,
Fruit is better than veg! You have Tutti Frutti but not Tutti Veggie.
A good day is fruitful, not vegful, and there are no chocolate bars called Veg and Nut (although that has potential).
Small Luminous Kiwi Fruit
PS: Happy 2001 to all 'Ziners, even miseries like Parsley Possum.
Veg and Nut?
NAH, CAN'T SEE IT MATEY
I FEEL THE NEED TO REACH OUT TO SOMEONE,
I love: Cats, chocolate, pilchards (band, fish — the lot), red Skittles, turtles, people who make me laugh, WLW and Davord ('cos he loves me too).
I hate: B*ckch*tters, pop bands that think they're punk (Blink 182, The Offspring), nasty Trendies, when WLW doesn't print my letters!
Fizzy Kizzy and Betty The Pot Plant
Had to put my cat down this morning...
SHE WAS REALLY HEAVY! HA HA HA!
'ZINERS,
I have come to a conclusion on the whereabouts of missing Manic Richey...
James Dean Bradfield has mysteriously put on weight since Richey's disappearance!
James ate Richey! Mystery solved.
Decaying Flower
You may have a point but...
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A TAD LARGE, NO?
BYESY BYE PUMPKINS!
I know it's a ickle late, but December 2 was the day The Smashing Pumpkins split up. I have just got over it. I'm gonna have to find another band to obsess about.
How about the Manics? No, I have my standards.
The Fors@ken One
How about Depeche Mode? You know me —
ANY OPPORTUNITY TO RECRUIT!
'ZINERS,
After waiting and waiting, I have come to the conclusion that WLW's e-mail inbox is either very slow or full of junk mail (of course, that's not from us!)
It took over a month for my letter about strangers hugging me to be printed... I almost thought it was because my name was too long!
Babybrianfromvenusinasilverrocket
Your name IS too long...
MY FINGERS ARE VERY, VERY TIRED NOW
