The Mega-Zine Museum
December 16, 2000
FLicKeR When I looked in the mirror this morning, there was no reflection. Does this happen to everyone or should I push the button for Dr Nick? Push it!
THEMANWHOLIKESCHEESE It's amazing, Westlife produce terrible music which hurts my ears, but if I was the one to run them over, I'd be sent to jail. It's a cruel world, Cheeseman.
SECLUDED RAINBOW James from Pokemon, there's a real (well cartoon) man! Matt from Digimon could have him, I reckon.
'ZINERS,
You can remain strong in the face of oppression,
and you can cut off your nose to spite your face.
You love to be the martyr in the face of bigotry
But when stupidity rears its ugly head
Are you looking in the mirror?
The mirror looks into you.
Creature Of The Wheel
Er... yeah,
WHATEVER
THE NURSERY RHYMES THAT TRAUMATIZE:
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see.
And all that he could see
And all that he could see
Was the other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain
Was all that he could see.
And they wonder why I lack ambition.
The Cat That Didn't Come Back
Aaaaah, how could this be traumatic?
ICKLE BEAR ON A ICKLE MOUNTAIN
DEAR 'ZINE,
If I wear beads and plaits in my hair, I'm a hippy. If I wear black I'm a goth. I don't particularly want a label but I guess "freak" suits me fine.
I agree stereotyping is wrong. But as long as people (esp trendies) insist on conforming to society's ideals they will be stereotyped.
I don't hassle trendies unless they hassle me. I don't label people as trendies unless I know they wear Adidas in order to conform.
Ms Jane Lane
If a goth wore Adidas, would they be a
TROTH? JUST A THOUGHT...
'ZINERS,
OK, for starters I have to say Boomio!
Okay, now that is out the way, I should tell you about the Queen of Mongolia. Her and a boy, simply named Med, are secretly making superglue for special people called James Button.
Unlucky if you're called that, by the way. Don't tell anyone.
Ad
OK, it'll be our secret...
HELLO? IS THAT THE POLICE?
TWEENIES ROCK?
I'm sorry, but dearest Bagpuss could kick all their bums! Plus, he's soo cute and fluffy and pink. Need I explain more?
Also, is anyone else concerned about those evil Furbys in McDs? I could have sworn mine told me to "come on, hit me if you're hard enough". Robbie Williams's Furby. I was very scared.
babybrianfromvenusinasilverrocket
They are kinda evil-looking...
THEN AGAIN, SO ARE THE TWEENIES
ALL ABOUT ME
I live in a shoe. I have lots of cats. I have seven parents. I have three sisters (well, I have one, but she has three heads).
I like cold baked beans. My feet are both purple and I painted my hands purple to match them.
My best friend is a cheese. I am a fairy. I can fly. I think I am a tree sometimes and when I tell people they give me a funny look.
Kiss The Goose
You can see their point, surely?
AND YOUR SISTER SOUNDS SCARY!
- Molko or Moloko?
- Which "Lucky" is better, Radiohead's or Britney's?
- North or South?
- Anne Robinson or Chris Tarrant?
- Simone or Filippo?
- Pokemon or Digimon?
My answers: Molko, Radiohead, North, Anne, Filippo, Pokemon (only 'cos of Brock — sorry to Plastic Bag Tree).
Self Obsession Honey
Just to be awkward: Moloko, Britney,
SOUTH, CHRIS, SIMONE, DIGIMON!
