The Mega-Zine Museum
November 28, 2000
SILVAN DRACONIS SROTK Help! I'm stuck in the blimmin' fridge! Woah, it's like Narnia in here — I'm stayin'. Get out now — yer well past yer sell-by.
YELLO JELLO Chocolate isn't addictive. I should know, I eat it every day. Now, where's my Dairy Milk got to? I've got it — and the answer to your next question is NO!
RED PIXIE (IN A STRAITJACKET) U never print my e-mails. Luv u too! Nothing personal — honest.
'ZINERS
Seeing as WLW doesn't (pilchards) seem to like my (Trendies) letters or emails (Arsenal) as the case may be, I have (Freaks) decided to use a subtle (B*ckch*t) infiltration method.
This involves the use (Manics) of grappling hooks, dark glasses and (WLW) leather jackets.
Actually, that's a cover (chocolate) for this subtle infiltration plan. Do you see what I just did?
Visible Choirboy
No... oh wait — I see it now!
YES, VERY CLEVER
OK YOU
When the cat has got a flea
I run up a tree
To sing and dance and shout and prance.
A word of advice for when you are up a tree: Don't mess with squirrels, especially the invisible ones. You'll wish you were never born.
Bob Bob the Bob
Alternatively,
STAY OUT OF TREES, KIDS
'ZINERS
Success breeds arrogance
Arrogance breeds contempt
Contempt breeds insecurity
Insecurity breeds depression
Depression breeds low expectancy
Low expectancy breeds success
Success breeds...
Hold on a minute, I'm sure I said that before...
The One With The Mouth
My nan breeds gerbils...
SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
'ZINERS
So, now you all believe that WLW is female, eh? Well, I disagree. I believe that WLW is most disloyal and there are actually several of them.
Think about it. Do you really think that one person has spent the entire lifetime of 'Zine in one job?
I therefore believe that, while the present WLW may be female, my nana mole may have been the first ever WLW.
The Unholy Mole
Aaaah, good old nana mole. There's a
STATUE OF HER HERE AT WLW TOWERS
EGG-SHAPED IAN
Phoney? Fake? Oh for goodness sake, why must you call me that? I can't help it if my opinions are misguided and entirely different to yours.
But, if they were the same, then they would not be different and I would be Egg-Shaped Ian 2, with no individuality at all.
Whatever happened to freedom of speech?
Gid F
To some, freedom of speech means
'AS LONG AS YOU AGREE WITH ME'
HELLO ALL
I remember the good old days of the 'Zine. The track 8 and 2 conspiracy was the best, where 'Ziners would write in with an album from which tracks 8 and 2 had been released as singles.
So, let's start it up again. I can't think of any as yet, but let's rekindle the greatness that 'Zine once was... before the likes of MSP took over!
MoTaGrrL
There was life BEFORE the Manics?
SOMETIMES I WONDER, I REALLY DO!
