The Mega-Zine Museum
December 1—2, 2000
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM If at first you don't succeed, blame it on someone else. Recently, for example, I failed an exam. This was clearly the fault of Plughole Fantasy. I missed my train today, which I suspect was down to him!
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Well, that's the last time I use Vanish on my fur coat. Always read the label first!
MISS TRISTESSE I, too, have often wondered where A Boy Called Rita went. Joined Boyzone I think, could be wrong.
PARSLEY POSSUM
I had a think about the meaning of life and here is a short list:
Chocolate, Tequila, Love, Desire, Chocolate, Fast Cars, Truth, Passion, Justice, Laughter, Tequila, Internet Film Sites, Banana Fudge Cake, Chocolate, Crumpled £10 notes and an open mind.
Hope this helps.
Joe Slammer
...and Arsenal and cats and chocolate
AND... OH WAIT... WE DID CHOCOLATE
EVOLUTION — SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
Ahem...
In order for a species to evolve, it must mutate. If a creature has a mutation that gives it an advantage in its surroundings, it will survive and breed, passing its genes to its offspring who, inheriting the mutation, will pass this characteristic to their offspring and so on. This is how evolution occurs.
(Guess who passed biology?)
Buffy The Trendie Slayer
Did you see the David Beckham Story?
EVOLUTION HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR!
IN RESPONSE TO BLACK AND BLUE TIGER:
I agree totally. I hate the labels which society sticks on us and, of course, I HATE STEPS. I dream of the day when "freak" is no longer viewed as offensive by my peers. I am me and unique in more ways than one. As is everyone who wishes to be themselves.
Issues like "which shoes are in this summer?" should be scrapped to make room for more important issues, which actually affect the youth of today.
The One With The Mouth
You mean like Westlife or a1? I agree,
LET'S DISCUSS REAL ISSUES, KIDS
OUTERSHELLELECTRON:
I most definitely believe in evolution. Think about it. How else can you explain the similarities between man and beast? Coincidence? I think not. There's no such thing.
Yeah, OK, YOU may not look like an ape, but what about Liam Gallagher and Richard Ashcroft? Huh? HUH? Surely you can't deny the remarkable likeness? And as for Stephen Gateley...
Falling Angel
A valid point, all very 'apey'... and
LET'S NOT FORGET CRAIG PHILLIPS
A PIECE OF ADVICE
Never work in swimming pools. Not unless you wanna stand there staring all day, looking gormless.
Other exciting tasks include serving losers and cleaning. If you're lucky, you'll get a stalker.
Believe me, it's deadly boring and the chlorine atmosphere addles your brain (even more).
Let this be a warning.
Riot Grrl
A lesson for us all here —
JUST SAY 'NO' TO POOLS, K?
'ZINERS,
James Dean Bradfield may be fat but he has greater strength of character than most of you lot! What other rock star would happily admit to seeing himself as a "little Welsh smurf" and that his auntie called him a "fat little blob".
Kelly Jones would wimp out of that one I reckon. I love JDB forever, OK?
The Gutless Wonder
Very noble of His Lardiness but
HE COULD HARDLY DENY IT, COULD HE?
