The Mega-Zine Museum
November 17—18, 2000
THE JOLLY RED GIANT I did a bad thing recently. I was taken to a shopping centre — and I went to River Island! Why? Whatever possessed you?
ANARCHY Just thought I would let you know that I'm a nobody, and nobody's perfect, therefore I am perfect. Oi! Nobody likes a smart... well, anyway.
URBAN HERO I will admit to also being an Arsenal fan. In fact, I own a replica shirt that says 'Wreh' on it. But then the moron left, and now my shirt is obsolete. Sadly, he's back!
HEY 'ZINERS
For months and months I have marvelled from a distance and now wish to join you in getting rid of the Trendies, or as we call them in Dundee... "Schemers".
I live on marmite toast and custard donuts and wear nothing but black, 24 hours a day.
Please let me join you!
Black Flowers That Grow In The Sky
Hey, hey, hey!
WLW WAS BORN IN DUNDEE!
TO THE PERSON FROM THE NORTH EAST
Oh, you're going to tell us about where you live. How amazingly exciting!
And yet... I find that I don't care!!!!
Go back to Newcastle. Nobody cares about where anybody else lives.
Skinned Celebrity
Wahey! Skinned, ya grumpy so-and-so...
LONG TIME NO HEAR!
WLW
Having been an avid reader for many months, it has come to my attention that Bob The Fish no longer appears to be a 'Ziner.
Therefore, with the permission of PC Stu, I proclaim myself Bob The Fish II. Under my reign, all 'Ziners must refrain from the consumption of fish fingers.
Bob The Fish II
Of course, should Bob The Fish return,
WHADDA WE DO THEN? TRICKY ONE
MY IDEAL 'ZINE BAND
| Name: | 4th Dimension Badger Attack. |
| Members: | Mormo The Evil Fumigator (djembe, nose flute); She Who Lost The Plot (trombone); Doctor Death (triangle); Myself (guitar, kazoo). |
| First Single: | Double A-side: Do They Know It's Christmas? / Everyone Owes A Death. |
Parsley Possum
I always thought if I had a band I'd
CALL IT 'SANDWICHES IN THE ATRIUM'
A JOKE
What did James Dean Bradfield say to the world?
My name is James Dean Bradfield and I am addicted to food, in particular pies. I am very sorry for any inconvenience my music may have caused you.
Apeman The Wondergirl
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
PLEASE YOURSELVES, I LIKED IT
HEY
I was wondering... if I stopped wondering about what other people were wondering, and everybody else did the same, would people cease to exist because we didn't wonder about each other any more and we all get caught up wondering about ourselves, and then gradually we fade away until there is nothing left to wonder about?
Just a thought.
Asyd Burnz
PS: This is what happens when 14 espressos are drunk in half an hour!
A strong case for drinking tea!
PUT THE COFFEE DOWN AND WALK AWAY
