The Mega-Zine Museum
November 14, 2000
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX I once put nail varnish on in science. That was interesting. Blimey — in my day, it was all test-tubes and bubbling stuff.
WEDNESDAY RAIN You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Well, you can, but it's kinda messy.
THE WIZARD ON THE HILL (Ms) I soooooo agree with Plastic Bag Tree about Matt from Digimon. But he's a cartoon, surely? Have I missed something here?
PARSLEY POSSUM
A few people who might disagree with you: Martin Carr (ex-Boo Radleys), Simon Price, Martin Hall, Arthur Scargill, Mick Middles, Rod Jones (Idlewild), Martin Clarke, Stephen Hawking etc etc.
A person who might agree: Mark Sutherland (the odious, cantankerous, pea-brained one who edits Melody Maker).
The Gutless Wonder
I can't remember what he said... but
THE LIST OF NAMES IS QUITE BIZARRE
A PLEA FOR PC STU
PC Stu, where are you?
Please continue your 'Zine novel,
do I really have to grovel?
I was really excited,
by the last cliffhanger.
But now, I've forgotten
all of the characters!
Don't leave me in the dark,
that will not do.
Oh PC Stu, where are you?
Wise Fruitcake
He was on yesterday, trying to ban
PROFITEROLES! I THINK HE'S LOST IT
WHO AM I?
I am the Goddess of Darkness. My job is to protect you from the cruelty we call trendies.
I live in the darkest corners of your mind and I am your best and most loyal friend. I don't eat, I don't sleep.
I never die and will always be there in your head.
Siberian Tigress
You don't wanna get inside my head...
ALL SORTS OF DODGY STUFF IN THERE
BAD THINGS HAPPEN
Ever had one of those days where you wake up and realise that you have no reason to continue your pointless existence?
Well, the last 3,000 years have been a bit like that for me. You see, that's where immortality becomes a bit of a drag. Suicide isn't an option.
The Custodian of the Sacred Darkness
3,000 years? Blimey — you must remember
CHELSEA WINNING THE LEAGUE!
SECLUDED RAINBOW
I am nothing like an English teacher. Recently, my English teacher actually left out a circumflex where there should have been one! Would I ever do such a thing? No! I was appalled!
Incidentally, the plural of 'octopus' is neither 'octopi' nor 'octopuses'. It is 'octopodes'.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Oh well...
I SUPPOSE HIS MOTHER LOVES HIM
A LICCLE POEM FOR YOU
Because we smile,
they think me survive.
But a smile can hide
a thousand haunting cries.
They are selective,
and choose not to hear!
I'm so depressed!
The Child That Time Forgot
You are, poppet... whassup?
TELL DR WLW ALL ABOUT IT
