The Mega-Zine Museum
November 10—11, 2000
FIGGIN Black is the new black, especially when it's baggy. Yeah, and Lolly is the future of rock'n'roll.
SPARKLING BLACK ANGEL WINGS I hear Hell is a cool place. Heaven is full of pretty boys. Nothing wrong with being pretty. I tell myself that every day!
CRUCIFIX KISS I got a dog and named him Stay. Now I go: "Come here, Stay." After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. Hello? Hello? Is that the RSPCA?
CAT LOVERS
We have two cats in our back garden, a mummy cat and a cute little ginger kitten. We've called him Roddy. We give them milk every day and Roddy goes "mmmmm". He likes his milky, you see.
They sleep in a computer box in our garage. Roddy sniffs the air and isn't a trendy.
I thought you might like to know.
FLicKeR
Aaaaahhhh... an ickle cat called Roddy,
I WANT HIM! MUM? CAN I? HUH? HUH?
WLW
I'd just like you to know that I've given up on my plans to take over Teletext... for the time being, anyway. I may give it another go next time I'm bored.
So, seeing as I'm in a good mood, please find enclosed one cyber cat (the real one is in the post). But I think I'll hold on to the revealing photos for now. They may be useful.
Blacksheep
Photos? Revealing? What am I wearing?
EH? OH, THOSE PHOTOS... OO-ER!
'ZINERS
She cries tears of blood,
her plastic heart broken.
Her scars stand sentinel
but grace her so.
This despairing angel dying in dismay
her twisted veins bleed
a suicidal dream.
Swallowed by the void
burnt by the flames of hell.
Her white wings are ashes,
her halo tarnished.
BAbE wiTH pOiSonEd LiPS
Well, that's cheered me up no end!
MORE CAT STUFF, I SAY... NEXT!
WLW
Last week, my beloved cat Spider was run over. Luckily, he was OK but something strange happened to him. He became, well, a nicer cat. He purred more.
So what does this have to do with 'Zine? Well, I'll tell you. I think if we go out and run over all the trendies, then they might become nicer people. Maybe even purr!
Catastrophe
But I do not condone the running over
OF ANYBODY, NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING!
WLW
I think I'm the only hope for the future of 'Zine.
| Name: | Tiger In Blueprint |
| Age: | 15 years, 2 months, 5 days |
| Policies: | To promote peace throughout the land and to get 'Ziners on at least amiable terms with teenybopper airheads. To make it a rule that all male 'Ziners have long hair, eyebrow piercings and tatts. |
| Vice President: | Miss Tristesse |
Tiger In Blueprint
Controversial policies. Amiable terms
WITH THE WESTLIFE CROWD? ER... NO
