The Mega-Zine Museum
November 8, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM Ms Jane Lane — sorry, I stole your clothes. I mistook them for waffles. Honest! Easy mistake to make, I do it all the time.
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL Cows are quite funny animals if you look at them carefully. Which, to be honest, I tend not to.
THE CAT THAT DIDN'T COME BACK Today I saw pi calculated to 1,000 places. The last number was 8. Kinda makes you think... Kinda doesn't, actually.
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX
I like you a lot. I would love to be your PR executive and I was thinking, as a publicity stunt, we could get married. I could wear black and you could wear a Kermit the Frog outfit. Whaddya say?
The 23 e-mails I have sent so far are bordering on sadistic stalker!
All my cakeness,
Fairy Cake
Kermit the Frog? Why?
HE'S A BLOOMIN' WOLF, GIRL!
ELECTION VOTES:
| Most Truthful 'Ziner: | JSP |
| Most Creative: | Miss Tristesse |
| Best Name: | Plughole Fantasy |
| Most Thoughtful: | Karma Policewoman |
| Saddest 'Zine Fact: | 50% of you are trendies — not like in the good old days when only freaks ruled the 'Zine! You're all so boring now. |
Burger Queen Libertine
AKA Wife of Brian Molko
Ah, but the other 50%
KEEP OUR FREAKY FEET ON THE GROUND
WLW
I don't know about other people, but I think Coventry is so boring! We have only three shops worth looking into, ie NOT Townie shops.
Most people give us dirty looks as we walk around, Townies shout "goth" at us. The whole place stinks.
Plus — there are no toilets! Caused a problem many a time.
Rejected From Society
"Goth" is not the first insult...
RELAX, CHILL, GET OUT OF COV!
HELLO
We are two rats called Lily and Lorrie. We belong to MotaGrrl and we are very cute and talented.
We can read and operate Teletext for a start. And we play guitar too... AND write our own lyrics! You don't see Westlife doing that, do you?
So, there you have it. Rats are more talented than Westlife... in case you were wondering.
Lily and Lorrie
Yeah,
LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY!
BLESS ME WLW, 4 I HAVE SINNED
I sinned when I was a Spice Girls fan for a month, when they released Wannabe.
However, with the support of my family, I overcame this sinfulness and reverted back to my pure Smashing Pumpkins and Nirvana headbangin' days.
I hope that one day, 'Ziners may forgive me.
The Fors@ken One
More likely to beat you
'TIL YOU HOLLER, I'D HAVE THOUGHT
EGG-SHAPED IAN
Do not fear the female race, we aren't that dangerous, really! We don't want to obliterate the male side of the human race, Well, not today anyway.
Don't be fooled though, I'm not nice to everyone. But I think you are the wittiest person out there, thus proving I can be nice.
I'm beginning to ramble now, aren't I?
Black Widow
Yes, he is a funny geezer and yes,
YOU ARE RAMBLING
