The Mega-Zine Museum
October 29, 2000
RESIDENT WEIRDO Please forgive me for not being pretty or sexy, but God never blessed me. Nor me. Let's get together and bitch about good-looking people.
MRS POD'S CURLY WIG Cats are better than people in every way. My cat, Charlie, would be a great prime minister (when he's not sleeping, that is). He'd probably still do a better job than the current one.
CATTY Bernard, the 12-foot tall hamster, is my only friend! That must be some cage you've got there!
WLW
Today, I have decided to make a list of all the things that rhyme with 'Zine:
Clean
Mean
Green
Spleen
Queen
Seen
Been
That's about it, really. Next week, things that rhyme with osteoporosis.
She Who Lost The Plot
The more I read your letters, the more
THE WORD 'HOBBIES' COMES TO MIND!
WLW
Townie behaviour is almost a modern mating ritual:
Observe as the Townie male shows the female how well 'ard he is. He does this by threatening other males and demonstrating the size of his Carling capacity.
The female tries to attract a mate by showing how far she can scrape her hair from her forehead and parading her range of mobile phone ring-tones.
Parsley Possum
They really are very, very sad...
I THINK IBIZA DESERVES THEM
ELECTIONS
| Name: | Black Widow |
| Place: | Middle of nowhere (Birmingham) |
| Likes: | Dave Grohl, cats, cool people ('Ziners), WLW, sunshine. |
| Dislikes: | Life, love, permanently happy people, Steps, S Club 7, Geri Halliwell and the Beckham clan. |
| Vice-president: | All 'Ziners — everyone is just as important as everyone else. |
| PR person: | WLW and, of course, Davord! |
Black Widow
I'm not sure that Davord is really a
PR KINDA GUY... THING... WHATEVER
TAKE HOMER SIMPSON'S ADVICE!
As Homer once said:
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Top advice. Apply this to "fitting in". I know from bitter experience that it is much better not to try. And this goes for trying to be "alternative" on purpose too!
Hippie Inna Kimono
Good old Homer eh?
A WISE MAN FOR THE HERE AND NOW
WLW
I was talking to Pink Skab in a chatroom the other day, and they said that I was a "respected 'Ziner".
Imagine that! Me — a respected 'Ziner!
That tickles me so you must print lots of letters from Pink Skab!
Skinned Celebrity
Well, I don't get too many...
BUT I'LL BEAR IT IN MIND, LOVEY
