The Mega-Zine Museum

October 27—28, 2000

DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex 4 Elixir Vixen. 4 Eva and Eva?

INTERCITY HIPPY You printed my first letter on my birthday! You are soooooo on my Christmas card list. Not the one that's always left in the box, with the bell on or the candle, thank you!

MRS POD'S CURLY WIG 'Be pessimistic' — that's my motto. I'd like a new one but what are the chances of that? Not good. 'The man who can laugh in the face of disaster, has thought of someone to blame it on' — that's my favourite.

WLW — 5 THINGS 4 U TO KNOW

1. Charvers (AKA Townies) wear Adidas and Kappa. They have big fringes.
2. Mackems are people from Sunderland. Geordies are people from Newcastle and Tyne and Wear.
3. I think all Geordie 'Ziners should meet!
4. Don't diss Point Break. They rock and are the canniest lads I know.
5. I intend to educate all 'Ziners about the North East and Newcastle.

Apocadelic Chick

You have a bridge and Alan Shearer...

THAT'S ALL WE NEED TO KNOW

CHEESY FOETUS

So, the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life, eh?

So what if somebody actually finds the meaning of life, what then? Are you saying life has no meaning other than trying to find a meaning?

Now, let me put forward my own theory. The meaning of life is the 'Zine!

Think about it — you know it makes sense!

Cobain's Teen Spirit

Makes sense to me. So,

WHAT SHALL WE WORRY ABOUT NOW?

THE 'ZINE DREAM TEAM

Fluffy The Evil One

A team to beat anyone!

NOT SURE ABOUT STU AT LEFT BACK

'ZINERS

Taking to heart certain corrections to my grammar by a certain Gloom on the subject of octopuses, I have decided to improve myself by reading more.

I have started a book called Dictionary, but I wouldn't recommend it. It's very wordy and there isn't much of a plot.

Yours studiously,

Secluded Rainbow

ps: Gloom — are you sure you're not my English teacher?

The aardvark did it...

AND YOU FIND OUT ON PAGE ONE!

WLW

I have decided to help everyone out by making some delicious food and drink recipes, which you can enjoy in the comfort of your own clouds.

My first recipe is difficult: Take a slice of bread (or two) and put them in the toaster or under a grill until nicely brown. Butter them, or use delicious toppings such as cheese or ham, to make a scrumptious snack.

Next time: Home-made doner kebabs.

DrLozBaker

Mine didn't turn out right...

RUN IT BY ME ONE MORE TIME?

TO THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM

I agree that it would be cool if the world got covered in pilchards, but I have an even better idea. Do it with coffee! Coffee is my lifeblood!

Without coffee, I would not be able to get up at 2am and still stay awake through college.

Without coffee, I would not be able to stay up until 12.45am watching highlights of the Japanese Grand Prix... and still get up at 2am!

Damon Hill Worshipper

I guess eating pilchards late at night

WOULDN'T HAVE QUITE THE SAME EFFECT

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