The Mega-Zine Museum
October 25, 2000
TOY MACHINE My pills are two shades of purple. And you've stopped taking them, haven't you?
CAT1587 We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels. We shall see the sky sparkle with diamonds. We shall stop eating cheese before bedtime.
LITTLE MISS METALHEAD I need work experience. Can I come to WLW Towers and be a Davordette or your personal slave? I'll bring chocolate. Choccy? Why didn't you say so sooner? Get the next bus — I'll meet you at the gate.
HI THERE!
All this "The universe is not infinite" is really getting up my nose. The universe is infinite as has been proven by scientists and theoreticians of the last five decades.
I think they would know a little more than some science hobbiest/student with half the knowledge required to draw any plausibe conclusion whatsoever.
Proof will follow in my next letter.
The Black Sand
Er... OK,
WE AWAIT YOUR NEXT LETTER, I GUESS
WLW, TAKE NOTE!
A little birdie told me that Depeche Mode are releasing a new album soon. I reckon they're coming to save music, what with the charts being so pants an all.
And have you ever considered, maybe Dave Gahan reads the 'Zine everyday? In fact, he might be a 'Ziner. He could be someone like Plughole Fantasy, or Egg-Shaped Ian.
Then again, nah, maybe not.
FLicKeR
A new album at last
THERE IS A GOD, THERE REALLY IS!
'ZINERS,
I'm back! Although I'm sure no-one noticed I was gone.
I have started to unveil my plan for world domination. Well, not exactly the world — first, I'm starting with my local park, and then I shall move on to bigger things.
I made up a word one night: rooop. You say it when there is nothing else to say. Davord has been rumoured to have said it himself.
A Million Dollars, In A Nutshell
PS: WASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rooop? No, never heard him use rooop.
HE USED NEFARIOUS ONCE
'ZINERS!
Why is it you must study Shakespeare at school? Who cares about some dead man from years ago? Not me!
I have decided to start campaigning for the study of Manic Street Preachers/Radiohead/any other good bands' (that means no Steps) lyrics instead of that stupid anthology of poems. Also for the study of The Torture Garden and The Bell Jar.
Any supporters?
KID F
No mate
YOU'RE ON YER OWN
WLW
I know you don't normally print this kind of letter but please, I am desperate.
I really need to talk to this girl I saw on Sept 30 at the Pitchshifter gig at the Roadmender in Northampton. She had hair around her cheeks and I think it was red. She was very beautiful.
I was wearing a purple T-shirt with a star on it and black lippy.
If you are reading this then please reply or talk to me if you see me. I think I love you.
Demonic Echidna
OK — this is a one-off, right?
CILLA BLACK I AIN'T
WLW, (if that is your real name):
When, oh dear lord when, do you change the 'Zine pages? I stayed off school today especially to find out but still your uploading activities are a mystery to me.
I hope you feel very guilty, making me miss another lesson in physics. You realise I will never know how useful resistance is.
Bongo Pants
3pm Mr Pants,
3PM... ISH
