The Mega-Zine Museum

October 22, 2000

THE GYRL THAT MALICE CREATED WLW — you offered to run the water for my pig's bath, but it was cold! Do you think that depriving a pig of a nice, hot bubblebath is funny? I'm sooooo sorry!

FLICKER Miss Tristesse — you have a six-year-old sister who likes the Vengaboys. I have tabs on your TV. Ah, the folly of youth!

FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE Today is the first day of the rest of our lives... or was that yesterday? It was last Tuesday, and it ain't getting any better.

'ZINERS,

In ancient Greece, there was a king called Pilchardas. He awoke one morning to find that every single thing he touched turned into a pichard. He was so elated that he ran around turning things into pilchards.

But then he touched his daughter, and she turned into a pilchard. At this point he got a bit cheesed off...

The Psychedelic Gloom

This isn't true, is it Gloomy?

THIS PILCHARD FIXATION HAS TO STOP

WLW,

Do you, by any chance, own a green five-door car? I'm not sure what type of car it was.

It's just that my dad was driving me back from Lakeside on Saturday, October 7, and a car drove by. The final letters on its number plate were WLW!

So, was it your car?

Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex

A green 5-door car? Are you mad?

I RIDE AROUND IN A CHARIOT, MATE!

MY NOMINATIONS FOR 'ZINE AWARDS

Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House

Hector's House? That's going back!

REMEMBER THAT FROG? SHE WAS NOSEY

CHEESY FOETUS,

If the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life, then why are there insects like ants? They're not clever enough to wonder why they're alive; they just exist and die.

I have spoken. My genius is revealed. If you have an argument, I'd like to hear it!

Mop Head And Her Daemon

I saw the film Ants. They ARE clever...

THEY CAN TALK AND EVERYTHING!

PLUGHOLE FANTASY,

Wassup? Where have you been? There are a hell of a lot of girls out here that need you, and you have deserted us! Please come back!

WLW — more evidence that you're a girl. You said you were 'washing your hair' — a typical female excuse. You have a cat, and most boys hate cats. And you know a lot about nail varnish.

Face it WLW... I'm onto you!

Detective Anchovy

I take it you're a detective by name...

NOT BY NATURE!

HI,

There's a lot on the 'Zine to talk about today (Oct 15).

Firstly, the cutest colours of nail varnish on boys are red, purple and black.

Secondly, I know boys who wear tiaras. I also know a boy with Seth Green-type blue/black hair. How cool is that?

And PC Stu — do these evil voices in your head belong to Lara? 'Cos that would explain a lot.

Self-Obsession Honey

You HAVE been paying attention poppet,

NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE DOES

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