The Mega-Zine Museum
October 6—7, 2000
BROKEN BUBBLES loves Mystical Starfish! Should I buy a hat?
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX The hardest job of all is trying to look busy when you're not. Tell me — I've made a career out of it.
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Secluded Rainbow — the plural of octopus is not octopi, but octopuses. Not that I'm pedantic. You? Pedantic? Perish the thought.
'ZINERS
Why is it that whenever you input the page number you want on Teletext it's always at the number just after the one you want, ie: when you want p142, it's p143?
Anyway, 'Zine nominations:
| Best 'Zine Name: | Psychedelic Gloom |
| Most Witty: | Eau Rouge |
| Most Annoying: | Jon The Postman |
| Most Popular 'Ziner: | PC Stu |
| Special Award: | WLW |
Sleepflower
The votes have been pouring in
QUITE LIKE THIS SPECIAL AWARD IDEA
'ZINERS
This is my first letter but I wanna run for election too.
| Name: | Offspring-Rules |
| Lives: | Offspring chatroom |
| Loves: | The Offspring and all punk music. And chocolate. |
| Hates: | Pop, dance, garage etc. |
| Policies: | Make the 'Zine full of punk music fans and issue Napster T-shirts to all. |
Offspring—Rules
Hmmm... a controversial music policy —
STILL, COULD'VE BEEN A LOLLY FAN
TO MY THERAPIST
I didn't mean to write in. You have no idea how easy it is to relapse. One day you're fine, the next you're lying in a crumpled heap with no-one to comfort you but an empty book of stamps.
I know how disappointed you must feel. The cheque's in the post.
Ninja Hamster (back on the green and purple machine)
Don't get too cut up about it
WE'LL LOOK AFTER YOU, K?
GOD INTERVIEWS SEAN MOORE
| G: | Hello Sean, you're the drummer from the Manic Street Preachers? |
| S: | Yes, I am. |
| G: | But you're not actually preachers? |
| S: | No, we're not. |
| G: | Why Sean? Why do you not preach my name? Do you want to burn in hell? |
| S: | Um... no... not really. |
| G: | Then repeat after me: God is best! |
| S: | God is best! |
| G: | Thank you Sean. Next week, I'll be interviewing Phil from Radiohead. |
That Special Someone
He's a busy guy huh? All that power
AND NOW HIS OWN CHATSHOW
WLW
That was very nice of you. I walk all the way down to WLW Towers to talk about yellow Spandex and, when I get there, you go off to bed.
Now I'm back at home in my wheelie bin, next to the chip shop. I had to beg Plughole Fantasy to pay for the taxi.
Anyway, see you whenever.
She Who Breathes
I'm sorry! I was sooooo tired. And, er,
WHY WAS PLUGHOLE IN YOUR TAXI?
MORTAL 'ZINERS
| Best 'Zine Name: | Mine |
| Most Witty: | Me |
| Most Annoying: | Ooooh, tricky one... She Who Lost The Plot |
| Biggest Traitor: | Plughole Fantasy AND Psychedelic Gloom! |
| Most Popular: | Me again |
Apologies for my absence. I mean, do you realise that I'm typing this at home, using my electricity, past my bedtime when I should be doing laundry?
Murray The Invincible Skull
I think voting for yourself says
MORE ABOUT YOU, MURRAY
