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September 26, 2000

FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL That Plughole bloke annoys me but Egg-Shaped Ian is groovy. He's very witty, I'll say that for him.

OPINIONATED PIE You'd better show this one, WLW, I've stayed up until 4.30am in your honour. Check the time on your e-mail (if my clock isn't messed up). I'm impressed. Have you tried watching Jailbreak? Sends me right off to sleep.

ROCK THE STONE Fine then, don't print my letters. It doesn't matter that my head is leaking. In my capacity as Doctor WLW — I say get it checked out.

 

MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR

I am an atheist myself, but atheism should definitely not be regarded as a religion as religions offer moral and spiritual guidance where atheism cannot. It should, however, be treated as a valid and equal belief and not regarded as some kind of satanic defiance.

As for RE, it is important to learn about and understand different cultures as bigotry arises from ignorance.

Parsley Possum

Never did RE myself

MORE OF A METALWORK PERSON

 

WLW,

Why didn't you print my letter? If someone like Plughole Fantasy had sent it, you would have printed it.

Just because it was my first letter. It was great. But I have a cunning plan. B*ckch*t is rubbish and here is a list of my favourite bands:

  1. Marilyn Manson,
  2. Cradle of Filth,
  3. Lacuna Coil,
  4. Opeth,
  5. Bauhaus.

Look, no MSP! Oh, but no Depeche Mode.

Demonic Echidna

Hmmmmm, I think the 'no MSP' wins

OVER 'NO DEPECHE MODE' BUT ONLY JUST

 

TO THE VERY LOVELY WLW,

Me and my cat were very excited
When we saw my letter on the TV screen
With all the writing in green
(could this one be put in purple please?)

Love,

AnGeLiC DeViL

In purple? PURPLE? Want it flashing?

MAYBE A PINK BACKGROUND? ER... NO

 

WLW AND WHOEVER ELSE...

When you have 10 red socks, each sock will have been used the same amount of times during a week. Therefore there is no one sock that has had more exercise than the rest.

But, in the very common event where one red sock should go missing, you will only have nine red socks. This is where the chaos begins!

One sock will have to be washed twice and worn twice during the week thus giving it more exercise than the rest.

Kiss the Goose

Tell you what —

LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH!

 

PLASTIC BAG TREE,

Don't worry, I understand your dilemma. I, too, am obsessed with a Digimon character — not Matt but Joe. Here are my tips for getting a date with him.

First, try to get a walk-on part in the cartoon and make friends with him, chat him up a bit, then we can go on a double date (you with Matt, me with Joe).

And if that doesn't work, you can always kidnap his little brother TK.

Lynz

Just to say that here at WLW Towers,

WE DON'T CONDONE KIDNAPPING. OK?

 

WLW, 'ZINEY PEOPLE,

I have accumulated a theory about who WLW really is, all based on his/her love of cats.

As everyone knows, the best musical in the world, Cats, was composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber, who's last initials are L and W.

Andrew's dad was called William. So therefore, WLW is Andrew Lloyd Webber's dad's ghost.

It's pretty obvious when you think about it.

Bombalurina

I am not Andrew Lloyd Webber's Dad, OK?

I AM MY OWN HE/SHE/IT, Y'HEAR?