The Mega-Zine Museum
September 17, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM Just who IS The Man From Del Monte? Give up. Who is he?
THE EVIL CHEESEMEISTER Only the most stupid mouse would hide in the ear of a cat, but only the most clever cat would think to look there. All cats are clever matey!
THE GIRL THAT MALICE CREATED Dumb dumb dizzy dizzy dumb dumb dizzy dizzy dumb dumb dizzy dizzy... describing myself of course. Wet wet soaked soaked wet wet soaked soaked wet wet soaked soaked... it's raining here!
'ZINERS
I neeeeeeed caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caff, caff, ca, ca, cappuccino, caffeeeeine. If I don't get caffeine within 24 hours I don't know what I'll do. Probably destroy... Greater Manchester.
So give me caffeine... I neeeeeeeeed caffeine! Don't think I'm addicted to caffeine, 'cos I'm not!
The Evil Caffeno, ex-God of Caffeine
Go ahead, destroy Greater Manchester,
SEE IF I CARE!
A POEM THAT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM
It seems to me, wherever I go,
My problems come, like a shadow.
Shadow, shadow, wherever I go,
Shadow, shadow, my problems grow.
It seems to me, from my hole in the wall,
That though I may have a long way to fall,
My problems will come, my shadow and all.
Shadow, shadow, while I fall,
Shadow, shadow, hell to you all.
Urban Hero
Well that's cheered me up no end!
THANKS! THANKS A LOT!
'ZINERS
I've been thinking about the new X-Men movie. A movie about a bunch of freaks fighting another bunch of freaks. So, basically, a movie about freaks and outcasts.
But it's been really popular. Does that mean that being a freak will become trendy? Oh, the horror!
Chimera
Nah. We're safe. Most trendies
WON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND X-MEN!
'ZINERS
The thing I really wanna ask you people is... what do you think about guys who wear nail varnish? I'm starting to think I'm the only chick who thinks it looks totally sexy!
All of the narrow-minded people I know think it's 'gay' and that only homosexuals would wear it. This is SO not true. Tom DeLonge from Blink182 wears it and he's got a girlfriend!
Christie Road
'Bout the only thing that Tom DeLonge
DOES WEAR!
TO DAVORD
Davord, Davord, Lord of Tharg,
I know you think you're really hard,
But I could take you any day,
By fist, strangulation, any way.
So, don't forget to lock all your doors and windows tonight m'lad — I am after you!
Hahahahahahah (tres evil laugh).
With unfathomable hatred,
KnowMe
Like Batchelor's Spicy Super Noodles...
OOOH, HE'S SCARED!
WLW
As a regular reader of the weird and wacky 'Zine, I feel I must speak for all of sheepkind.
These wonderfully woolly creatures do not deserve to be associated with 'trendies' and other stereotypical groups.
Leave the sheep alone!
Little Bo Peep
Quite right. We need a new adjective...
TRENDIES ARE LIKE MICE? MAYBE NOT
