The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 2000
MR BALLYCLARE Old weight-watchers never die, they just fade away. They do? Quick, pass me those Jammy Dodgers.
THE SULLEN RIOT Can someone tell me if Charvers are a geordie thing or if they are everywhere? Because, if they are just in Newcastle, I'm moving house. Can anyone tell me what Charvers are?
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR Am I the only one to believe JFK died from food poisoning? Yes, I think you probably are.
PLEASE BE NICE, I'M NEW!
My name is Predictable Glitter Rock Freak Chick. This goes without saying but I like MSP, Hole, Placebo and Slipknot.
I wear so much glitter and make-up that I haven't seen my face for three-and-a-half years. Beat that!
I hate trendies, but I can't figure out why... probably because one gave me a disapproving look the other day.
Parsley Possum er...
Predictable Glitter Rock Freak Chick
There's a distinct smell of
BURNING SARCASM ABOUT THIS
DEAR WLW
I've come up with a few alternative e-mail addresses for you... what do you think?
davord@ieattrendies.com
pilchards@WLWtowers.org
editor@downwithmushrooms.com
Well, my creative juices are drying up (charming), so signing off now.
Squirrel Queen
What about website addresses? Maybe
WWW.MANICSAREOVERRATED.COM?
'ZINERS AND WLW
OK, correct me if I'm wrong (it happens a lot, I can take it) but I remember that, a long, long time ago, WLW stood for White Line Warrior. Does anyone else remember that?
Not even WLW seems to know what his/her own name stands for. Are you an imposter, WLW?
Little Miss Metalhead
PS: Seven pages! My life is complete.
As I said, AGAIN, last week
IT IS WHITE LINE WARRIOR. OK Y'ALL?
7 UNDENIABLE FACTS OF LIFE
- No matter how good you are at something, someone's always better.
- The more you fiddle with your hair, the worse it looks.
- No matter how many times I call the four watchtowers and cast my circle, it never works.
- The glass is 50% water and 50% air.
- Good-looking people do get further.
- Ugly people don't necessarily have good personalities.
- Kurt Cobain is God. Don't deny it.
Urban Hero
Whenever you empty the washing-up bowl,
THERE'S ALWAYS A TEASPOON LEFT
LORDY, LORDY
I have a novel solution to your rock T-shirt problem.
Find a quality band or artist no one has heard of (there are plenty, trust me), then order their T-shirt off the internet. I used this tactic and now wear my Tori Amos 'Dew Drop Inn Tour '96' with pride.
Another solution would be to get a plain black T-shirt and scrawl the name of an imaginary band on with luminous yellow fabric paint. Works every time.
Empty Cage Girl
But I've heard of Tori Amos! Oh wait,
THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT, IS IT?
'ZINERS
I looked up at the sky
And saw a bird, and it did cry.
I asked it, "Why?"
It said, "Oh my,
"Now you've seen me, you'll have to die."
So I bade it bye-bye,
Because I didn't want to die.
Then I took out my shotgun and blasted the bird from the sky.
Sinful Soul
What a lovely story that is!
ONE TO TELL YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
