The Mega-Zine Museum
August 22, 2000
SNOZZLE FROM THE BIN Have you seen my head? I've lost it and I can't find it anywhere. It's in that black holdall in the corner of yer room.
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL I've just got a braid in my hair — am I a trendy now? Dunno. Got any Boyzone CDs?
DAVEGROHLSUNDERPANTS Hahahaha... bet you thought I'd gone, didn't you? Well no, I haven't. Me and my underpants friends are still here... waiting. For what exactly? A box of Bold to come by?
HELLO!
A friend of mine, who incidentally likes Steps, asked me to teach him how to mosh. We put on some music, I jumped up and down and I moshed into him and he fell over! Says it all really!
Steps music damages your balance and ability to mosh. You have been warned.
Abstract Aura
You can mosh to Steps you know!
YOU LOOK STUPID, BUT YOU CAN!
STEVEN'S HIP TATTOO
You are so wrong. Boyzone have copied that poem into their own lyrics and not paid the copyright. This is a heinous crime and they have to be prosecuted.
I've already got my lawyers on to this and you should see my vindication in the law courts.
You think I'm scared to take that whole "boy" band to court? You all wait and see.
LordyLordy's Ex
Just let them split up in peace...
THEY'RE DOING US ALL A FAVOUR!
THE FIRST OF MY BALLADS TO DAVORD
Davord, Davord, Lord of Tharg
I wonder if your job is hard
In the corner of the screen
Watchin' over all of 'Zine
Davord, Davord, Lord of Tharg
I wonder if your job is hard
(well there aren't many things that rhyme with Tharg. No, don't try to think of any, just trust me on this one!)
The Cat That Didn't Come Back
How about... er... give us a minute...
NO, YER RIGHT, NOTHING
TO ALL THE 'ZINEY PEOPLE
I should hope that you read Backchat, otherwise half of you wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about!
Oh, and does anyone remember a guy called "Cloud"? He used to talk about some guy called "Sephiroth" all the time. Did he disappear from our memories as soon as FFV11 and FF1h came along?
Snaz — A Fresh Fighter
Cloud? Tall guy, wore a lot of green?
LAZY EYE? WAS THAT HIM?
'ZINERS
Welcome me. I come bearing gifts of pilchards.
I am a traffic cone. But not just any traffic cone. Oh no! I am the traffic cone that Davord wears on his head! I also have special powers.
You know that super white strip round a traffic cone? Well, mine is magnetic and the last time Davord and I were at WLW Towers, a metal box belonging to WLW and containing pilchards, got stuck to me. In fact, Davord and I...
Davord's Traffic Cone
And so it went on... and on...
AND ON... COMPLETELY BARKING!
'ZINERS
I wear baggy jeans, doesn't make me a Skater.
I often wear a lot of black, doesn't make me a Goth.
I have long hair, doesn't make me a Rock Chick.
I have a pierced eyebrow, doesn't make me a Punk.
The only thing I am is myself.
Silva Dragon
I write a lot of stuff down...
DOESN'T MAKE ME 'NASTY NICK'!
