The Mega-Zine Museum
August 20, 2000
SADISTICALLY EVIL AND NOTORIOUS Just how many WLWs are there? I'm sure you are female as you referred to Slim Shady as cute. Am I wrong or right? Doesn't mean I HAVE to be female! I got no hang-ups in that department!
LORDYLORDY Not only is LordyLordy's Ex a stealer of Boyzone lyrics... but she's not even my ex! The girl's a fraud!
CAKE FIEND Anyone agree that Coventry is the devil's armpit? It ain't pretty, that's for sure, but you've obviously never been to Basildon!
'ZINERS
What are all these complaints about? (I never get my letter/e-mails screened etc). This is my second e-mail to the 'Zine and look — it's been screened!
My first got screened immediately. I obviously write thought provoking, witty, intelligent letters. Plus, WLW is my dad!
Tiger In Blueprint (Tibbs!)
She's kidding, she's kidding!
PUT YER PENS DOWN!
'ZINERS
Being the nosy devil I am, I have spent all morning watching Channel 4's Big Brother live webcam.
As the group discussed their shopping list for the coming week, imagine my surprise as they chose... five tins of pilchards! I kid you not.
Maybe they are all secret 'Ziners!
Another One
Wonder what Nick's having for dinner —
HUMBLE PIE MAYBE?
WLW
Have you ever considered that Zine is fast becoming an "alternative" version of Backchat? The only difference is that 'Ziners write about glitter and MSP instead of Steps and Dawson's Creek and think that this makes them superior.
'Ziners NEED trendies or their oh-so-cool rebellion would go unnoticed.
The Chocolate Leper
Oooooh get you,
YOUR MAMMA TOO!
FELLOW 'ZINERS
I have cracked it. Not the answer to life, the universe and everything but close. I know why some of our letters are screened and some are not.
It has nothing to do with threats, bribery or lack of space. WLW — I put it to you that you only screen those letters from which it is easy to give a witty retort!
Squirrel Queen
Rats! And I'd have gotten away with it
IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU PESKY KIDS!
'ZINERS
If we get rid of trendies, then who will we laugh at and hate? Think about it... if being trendy was like a minority group, then that'd mean that they'd be outcasts and where would that leave us freaks?
Oh and the question of MSP being trendy 'cos so many 'Ziners like them is an easy one. They are not trendy 'cos so many 'Ziners are freaks and outcasts. It's all so logical!
Girl With No Name
It is?
NOPE, STILL MAKES NO SENSE TO ME
WLW
Why do 'Ziners give trendies so much attention by whining on about them? There are FAR more important things to talk about. Like how lovely the lads in the band Orgy are, not to mention how great their music is.
We "own" such interesting people, so why not concentrate on them rather than people we don't even like!
Can we limit the moaning to say... 1 letter a week?
The Gyrl That Malice Created
We can try but I suspect
ONE A WEEK IS A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC
