The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18—19, 2000
ANGEL OF HARLEM My cat's breath smells like cat food... There are just sooooo many replies to that. Gotta keep it clean though.
CHEEKY LORD CHUZZLE You're just jealous that the little voices speak to me... Ah but the gnomes come round my house for a game of cards every Friday so ner ner ner!
PARSLEY POSSUM I read Backchat every day. Sue me. There's a writ in the post poppet.
'ZINERS
How do any of you perceive a connection between Britney Spears and trendydom?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but her latest album is thematically conceived around, among other things, anti-trendy rhetoric and her music is based upon musical structures more reminiscent of the '50s than the '90s.
Psychedelic Gloom
ps. Did I mention that Bob the Builder has a cat called Pilchard?
Gloomy, that buzzer beside your bed...
PRESS IT. MATRON WILL BE ALONG SOON
'ZINE,
Every time I get that glorious feeling of triumph that comes from turning a mental corner, my world shatters, the realisation courses through my veins.
I'm back where I started. Just like a cat chasing its tail.
Drusilla
My cat chases its tail...
IN THE BATH! BIZARRE OR WHAT?
OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD!
The 'Zine's got bigger
My life's got brighter
And WLW — you do listen to us! I'm so excited.
Egg-Shaped Ian
You see? Good things come to
THOSE WHO WAIT!
PYRETTA BLAZE,
I agree that wearing baggy trousers does not mean that you can instantly skate, but why should it? You are stereotyping.
It's not only skaters who wear baggy trousers, I do and I'm not into skateboarding. And what exactly does make a person a punk/goth in your opinion? I think all 'Ziners would love to know.
Do you consider yourself to 'be' anything (if so, why?).
Smilee
I know a goth who's bald!
SO... THERE YOU GO
HEY!
I was just sitting here thinking about how important camels are. Camels are very important because... well, just because. Their eyelashes are all long and stuff and they allow that cool beigey colour to be called camel coloured. Clearly they are the best animals ever.
But of course giraffes are pretty cool too, with their loooong necks.
What's that? Time for my pills? Okay coming...
Rainbow Star
You in the same ward as Gloomy?
MATRON? WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!
WLW,
Be very proud of me! I've given up the fascination with MSP! Come on, I need recognition for this...
At least let me tell TPG that I still love him deeply, and tell Village Idiot that he's made me very happy.
Come on man — please!
Self Obsession Honey
ps. Dude
Given up on MSP?
THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN!
