The Mega-Zine Museum
August 10, 2000
NEGATIVE CREEP When I am king, you will be first against the wall. Nice!
STEPHEN'S HIP TATTOO Just to let you know, I'm a club-brandishing psycho Tasmanian devil. Another charmer. Is there a home somewhere that's let you all out for the day?
RAINBOW STAR Does WLW stand for Wonderful Lizard Wizard? No? Oh well, just ponderin'. I'm afraid it doesn't, but hey, wouldn't it be great if it did?
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR
You're right. I'm a trendy and a Backchatter. I always write to BC under the name of Anon.
I'm surrendering to you. I've been such a fool. Not!
I'm none of them, but you're all of them. And your Very Evil Crew are sad. Bring it on.
I've had enough of playing nice — now it's time to play cruel.
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
Come on now boys, play nicely.
FIGHTING NEVER SOLVED ETC
REMEMBER ME?
I'm the girl who lost her pie. Do you remember WLW? I was searching the world for a pie that would be a suitable replacement for the one I lost.
In my endless search, I encountered several that looked as if they were really nice, but they weren't as tasty as they looked.
It's been 2½ years and I'm darned hungry!
Rialta
I'd offer to help... if only I knew
WHAT ON EARTH YOU WERE ON ABOUT
HOW TO GET OVER BEING DUMPED
- Cry for several hours, listen to depressing songs.
- Vent your hatred in poetry.
- Get over the hatred and chat to your ex, preferably in a non-confrontational way (the Internet is good).
- Realise that you're much better off and read the 'Zine to cheer you up.
Alienated Fishfinger (misses her skate punk but no longer wants to kill him).
Oh well, plenty more skate in the sea!
HA HA HA HA HA HA... SUIT YOURSELF
HEY WLW!
Are you that incredibly gorgeous thing in the corner of the screen or someone completely different? I'd love to know.
I know a nutter who lives on top of a hill, who makes cheese for a living.
You don't want to know him. He's a trendy — very scary. The stuff of nightmares.
Rock on!
Weird Rawk Chick
A cheese-making trendy?
THAT REALLY IS A NIGHTMARE
