The Mega-Zine Museum
August 8, 2000
CAT5187 Only by revealing our weaknesses, can we realise our true strengths. That is the paradox of humanity. It is? Crikey, it is.
FURRY MUPPET WLW, we are all your children, but you love me the most, right? I love each and every one of you but not necessarily in the same way.
THE OFFICIAL BLACK MAGE Life is, as Fujin would say, disturbing. It is when you just flicked over to MTV and the first thing you see is Lolly.
AS THE CURTAIN FALLS WE BID YOU ALL GOODNIGHT...
I've noticed that the brilliant Smashing Pumpkins haven't been mentioned on these pages, even though they're brilliant and splitting up.
Fellow 'Ziners and WLW I urge you to boycott MTV until it has a Smashing Pumpkins Weekend (it's the least MTV could do).
The Fors@ken One
The odds are not good though, are they?
A SCOOCH WEEKEND? SECOND THOUGHTS...
ON A SERIOUS NOTE,
Our society is by nature shallow, superficial and prejudiced. My friend just got beaten up for no greater crime than daring to dress slightly differently.
Everyone makes a choice: conform to the mainstream or pay the price wor self-expression.
Change for no-one, and value your integrity above all else.
Doctor Death
Sadly, "wise words, deaf ears"
COMES TO MIND — BUT WE CAN DREAM
DEAR WLW
If the world is round, then something flat, like a table, must therefore be curved. If so:
- Why don't things roll off?
- Does that mean curved things, like spoons, are really flat?
I tried asking Nick Fisher, but I think he only deals with real problems. You are my last hope.
Madman Boheme (of Bohemia)
I'm your last hope?
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE MADMAN!
A LIMERICK,
I hate the Manic Street Preachers,
They're more boring than geography teachers,
They pretend to be deep,
But their fans are all sheep.
I hope they all get struck by meteors!
Parsley Possum, The People's Poet
Oh dear, I'm glad YOU wrote that...
I'M IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH MSP FANS
