The Mega-Zine Museum
August 6, 2000
THE CHEMICAL SISTER Freaks, Gothics, Anyone! Lend me your ears! I seem to have misplaced mine... Now that's just careless. Where did you last see them?
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL I have a hamster called Bryan and she would like to join 'Zine. Even though she is an animal, I think it would be unfair if you didn't include her. Bryan? A girlie hamster called Bryan? But why?
HOMESPUN SPIDER I need a hug... Me too. Pop over to WLW Towers for a coffee and a hug any time OK?
JUST A THOUGHT,
Who decides what is trendy? Is there one celestial or demonic force who decrees what is fashionable and what isn't?
If this force does exist, then why does it choose such terrible, terrible things to be popular?
And do us non and anti-trendy people have some genetic imbalance which allows us to throw back the veil which covers these superficial fads and see them for what they really are?
The Official Black Mage
There is a demonic force indeed...
AND IT IS CALLED 'RONAN' - I SWEAR!
GREETINGS TO THE 'ZINE
I have an ambition. I want to see if I can grow a plant out of my thumbnail.
Maybe, if I grow the nail really long and put lots of mud in it and plant little seedlings, just maybe, I can grow a rose bush!
Actually, that isn't my only ambition. I want to hypnotise a chicken too.
If I can grow a rose bush out of my thumbnail and hypnotise a chicken, my life will be complete!
CandiGrrl
You're a worry, you really are!
WHAT MEDICATION ARE YOU TAKING?
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX
I saw your cry for help and let me say, if you think you have problems in Essex, you should see Dublin! Over here we have a particularly vicious breed of trendies called Scangers (or Schwa's). They're powerful, numerous and violent.
It is my unfortunate place to tell you that there is only one way to stop them. You must form an army of freaks and you must crush the perfects.
You must overpower them. Stop at nothing!
The Elixir Vixen
I don't condone violence as you know,
BUT THEY DO SOUND A NIGHTMARE
WLW,
My muppet heart is bleeding,
my nylon strings are limp.
My pretty pink fur has matted,
and clogged the bathroom sink.
Nobody loves this muppet,
and nobody ever will.
This cute little furry muppet,
may soon become roadkill!
Furry Muppet
Well that was jolly...
PUT ME RIGHT IN THE MOOD TO PARTY!
