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July 26, 2000

DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX When happiness gets into your system, it's bound to break out on your face. Particularly if your idea of happiness is chocolate.

PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM I think I've finally worked out who WLW is: The Duke Of Edinburgh. Not nearly rude enough, or insensitive enough, to be him. Sorry.

NEGATIVE CREEP Channel 5 — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Channel 5 — ha ha ha ha ha ha... What on earth are you watching on Channel 5 that's so funny? It's all bad soaps and pervy films on my TV!

 

DEAR 'ZINERFRIENDS,

Another thing I hate is romantic comedy films. Why?

  1. They're not funny.
  2. People always look perfect and wholesome and sweet, and their only problem is love (how awful!)
  3. They don't even try to be realistic in the slightest.
  4. They only have heterosexual people in them. What, don't gay people want love?
  5. They just bore me to tears.

Skinned Celebrity

I wholeheartedly agree. No gay people,

NO GOTHS, NO FREAKS, NO REAL LIFE!

 

WLW,

I am but an innocent person, trapped in the mind of an insane genius.

What shall I do?

Corazon

PS: I just thought I would let you know. My mother bakes CHOCOLATE CAKES for a living. Print my letters and I will make her send you a free chocolate cake every week for the rest of your life. Bribery, but worth a try, no?

Worth a try? I'll say!

IN A BOX, NOT A JIFFY BAG OK?

 

PLUGHOLE FANTASY,

I too share the belief in the soulmate theory.

I also believe in reincarnation and that, when I see my soulmate again, it will bring back the memories of our past lives together. I also hope that he is a vampire so that he can change me and we will be together forever.

I believe that I just need to hear his voice and read his words, and I will know that he is the one.

Soul Searcher

Well good luck to you. I've given up,

THAT'S WHY I GOT A CAT!

 

TO ALL,

Alyson Hannigan, Citrus Polos, the colour black, music by Nobuo Uematsu and Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, thunder, Final Fantasy, Rotherham United Football Club, good books, the Moonlight Sonata, sleeping, the Internet. These are a few of my favourite things.

Not brown paper packages tied up with string though. They are the work of the Devil!

The Official Black Mage

As are mushrooms, Scooch, mobile phones

AND SPURS FANS OF COURSE!