The Mega-Zine Museum
July 23, 2000
JOHNNY APPLESEED If the Baddiel and Skinner shows were "unplanned", how did the audience and camera persons know to show up? You could tell they were unplanned because... they weren't funny!
DOCTOR DEATH Look, just eat the waffles... EAT THE WAFFLES! No, no, for the last time no! Bring me bagels!
INMATE NO. 87645 Murray the Invincible Skull, can I call you Bob? Bob the Invincible Skull? Nah — Murray is marginally less nerdy!
MY FRIENDS! I HAVE BEEN TO THE EDGE!
For many years I've been a trendy and a Backchatter. I listened to Steps music. I wore Adidas and Kappa. After six months rehabilitation in a clinic by BA (Backchatters Anonymous), I have now fully recovered.
But I'm afraid. If I come into contact with just one trendy, I may slip back.
Please help me, keep these pages free from all that is trendy!
The Chick Freak Geek
Well it's the old debate again.... are
MSP TRENDY? SO MANY 'ZINERS LIKE'EM
PEOPLE OF THE TV,
My cats like Cast. I've asked them why and they say "Because their name is an anagram of ours!" "Oh yeah!" I say, because it is. That's the reason why Cast is always playing around my house. John Power is delightful too.
The cats have suddenly got into the Bee Gees too, and they wear white suits while performing intricate dance moves. You have to admire them. Having big teeth makes catching mice difficult.
WigWam Girl
Cats are sooo much smarter than dogs.
IMAGINE A DOG DOING BARRY GIBB? NAH
'ZINERS,
I just saw Eminem's new video that goes to the Real Slim Shady. How amazing! It's the best, I love it! Especially when he is only wearing boxers!
Anyway, talking of disgusting foods that people have eaten made me think. He spits on a woman's onion rings and she eats them and his drool runs down her face!
That is gross I know, but he is so cute I forgive him.
Avorio Strega
It's a hard one. He's disgusting but
IN A CUTE, CHEEKY CHAPPIE KINDA WAY
HELLO AGAIN!
Not only is toast great food, it also has the name of my anti-trendy organisation: TOAST — To Obliterate And Stop Trendies. They must be stopped.
I haven't exactly thought of a plan yet, but I'm thinking it will involve toast, electric guitars, Radiohead, a toothpick and an elastic band. If you want to join my crusade, you can e-mail me at: CENSORED.
Abstract Aura
Your e-mail address? Are you mad?
YOUR GONNA BE INUNDATED NOW!
