The Mega-Zine Museum
July 22, 2000
MORGO THE EVIL FUMIGATOR Have you ever considered the mesmerising powers of windscreen wipers? Let's think... no.
qUeEn Of ThE tRouBleD 'zinE Why walk when you can crawl, stay on your knees and kiss my feet... Are they clean?
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL My brother (Bottle) says that if you don't print my e-mail, he will come and force you to listen to Steps and Scooch until you do. You have been warned! Oh, Lordy — ANYTHING but that! Even endless hours of MSP!
NOBODY'S LISTENING TO ME
This is the fourth e-mail, and I don't mean to moan or anything, and I know you have loads of e-mails every day, but I feel it is my right to appear at least once on the hallowed 'Zine. I feel like e-mailing Backchat because they might listen to me there...
Prevent me from turning into a traitor, listen to my plea, take pity on me. I'm worthy, give me a chance to prove it...
Eeek
OK — you have yer chance...
PROVE IT!
PARSLEY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
The preconception that all 'trendies' are shallow clones is just the same as the preconception that all 'greebos' don't wash.
Freaks, outcasts etc — by generalising the 'trendies' you become hypocrites because you complain so much about how they generalise you.
Parsley Possum
HELLO AGAIN!
Nice to see you've finally given me some recognition again. There hasn't been a debate for a while, so how about Bread vs Toast?
I vote for Toast! It can be eaten at any time of the day, and the word is an anagram of Stoat.
Nuff said, really!
Abstract Aura
That's as maybe, but 'bread' is an
ANAGRAM OF 'BEARD'... SO... THERE!
SPARKLE
Damn, those turnips get everywhere, don't they? Well, it could have been worse, it could have been a swede!
I suggest clicking your heels together three times. This will summon the magic carpet. You can pay for your fare home with chocolate and fairy dust. If you are out of fairy dust, sherbert will do.
Hope this helps.
Squirrel Queen
We musn't diss Swedes...
SWEDES ARE NICE PEOPLE OK?
