The Mega-Zine Museum
July 17, 2000
LoLa I'm new to this writing malarkey so BE GENTLE! I am just writing to tell you all that dead dogs make no noise! Like we didn't already know?
NAFF NYMPH What did Davord, Lord Of Tharg do to make WLW worship him/her? I just don't get it. It's not fair — I want recognition! Believe me, it's much easier to keep on his good side. Much!
DORMANT ASSASSIN Wha hey! This Life is back! I know and I'm still watching it, even though I saw it all the first time around. So, which one do YOU fancy?
OI WLW!
I write you letters and they never get printed! I demand that you put this one on screen or I'll be forced to get my sheep friend Colin onto you, and he's a master of kung-fu!
If you print this letter, I'll be nicer to you in the next letter.
Avante Garde Lips
Colin the sheep?
OH PLEASE! HOW SCARED AM I?
WLW
How about a 'Zine awards? Surely this would solve disputes and provide great reading?
Possible categories could include: Smallest Dragon, Nicest Smelling Aubergine and Most Evil Magic Wand — I think I'd win... or am I being dumb again?
Cheeky Lord Chuzzle
Mmmm.... let me think for a moment...
DUMB DUMB DUMB! AWARDS INDEED — PAH!
'ZINERS
I'm a long-term reader, first-time writer of 'Zine, and would like to join your small community. I'm sure, as an aspiring novelist-cum-amateur games designer-cum-practising conspiracy theorist, I would be welcomed to your fraternity.
So, accept me and I will tell you about the Secret World Government and their sinister plans.
Yahtzee Shadowspawn
Plans? What plans?
THERE ARE PLANS?
WLW (AND PC STU)
It's good to see PC Stu back isn't it? Without him I am nothing. He controls the little light bulb thing inside my heart.
When I am without him, I have to face the world without my loved one (which is a hard thing to do) — but when I read 'Zine and see his name on the bottom of the screen, it makes my life worth living.
So, 'Ziners, speak more of PC Stu and I will grow stronger. I love you PC Stu!
Foolish little Girl
Care In The Community eh?
WHO SAYS IT DOESN'T WORK?
