The Mega-Zine Museum
July 6, 2000
BRING BACK HER HEAD Plughole Fantasy — shame on you for writing to B*ckch*t, even if it was about MSP! Is this true?
MUSEKIN CLOUD On B*ckch*t today, I saw a message from 'Plughole Fantasy — 'Zineland'! One of the first 'Ziners I saw is also a B*ckch*tter. No! And so the evidence mounts up Mr F.
SQUIRREL QUEEN I hate to break this to you, but my finger slipped on the remote and I was plunged into B*ckch*t. And I saw a message from Plughole Fantasy. Explain yourself Plughole.
This is the letter they saw, from Backchat on 2000-07-03:
"Daniel (1/7) - If You Tolerate This is about the Spanish Civil War. Nicky has a particular interest in it." Plughole Fantasy, Zineland
DEAR WLW,
I have committed a crime against 'Zine law. I'm afraid (drum roll please...) I did not think of my name. In fact I was created by another 'Ziner, by none other than our so far one-letter-wonder A Cat Named Desire.
He thought of my name during an online chat and, from that day forth, I have repented for my sin of unoriginality.
Furry Muppet
An 'online chat', eh?
AN 'ONLINE CHAT' WHERE EXACTLY?
DEAR WLW,
Here are some questions that I would like you to answer:
- Why are you called WLW? What does it stand for?
- Why don't you like mushrooms? Eat them, you know you want to.
- How come you know so much about Davord, Lord of Tharg? Is there some sort of conspiracy goin' on?
She Who Lost The Plot
Firstly, fungus is vile! Say no kids!
SECONDLY... DAVORD? BEST NOT TO ASK
POINTS TO PONDER...
Does a chicken catch peoplepox? How long is a piece of string? How far is up? Why don't we all fall into the sky?
What is the point of existence? Why is the sky blue? How big is the universe? How deep is the sea? What is the meaning of green? Why does 63 equal only 63, no matter how hard I try?
You can't tell me, can you?
Urban Hero
What happened to Sunset Beach?
HOW DID SCOOCH GET A RECORD DEAL?
