The Mega-Zine Museum
July 3, 2000
THE GIRL WHO LOST EVERYTHING After a lot of trying, I have finally made contact... I feel so alone up here... is anyone alive? S'no better down here.
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL Guess what, I know a little poem. It goes... 'I love you PC Stu'. That's it, I'm still working on it. And boy, does it need some work!
NAFF NYMPH Hey-hey! I have two e-mail addresses. That means you get double the amount of rubbish from me. Be warned... Oh goody.
HOWDY 'ZINERS,
Nothing interesting to say, but I just wanted to know what the world is coming to when I can pick up a perfectly undamaged copy of the best album ever made for £4? Yes, I got MSP's The Holy Bible for £4!
Not that I'm complaining. That's just about in my price range.
Cheesy Foetus
ps: Anyone coming to my party?
Party? And we get to hear MSP's?
THE HOLY BIBLE? ALL NIGHT? NO!
'ZINERS,
Has anyone ever questioned the existence of baked beans? Let me explain.
No one ever talks about baked beans. And, has anyone ever had baked beans before? No? Exactly.
It's just a phenomena inplanted into the heads of 'Ziners to stop us going insane.
This is the reason for my manifest.
Onyx
Er... I've eaten baked beans...
SEVERAL TIMES... SORRY!
YO!
There once was a table, in an ordinary house, on an ordinary street in an ordinary world. But it was no ordinary table.
You see — this table had powers and anything that was placed on this table would roll straight off again. I call it 'The Table of Annoyance'.
Stay away and keep safe.
MoTaGrrL and Boo
My guess is 'The Table Of Annoyance'
HAS A WONKY LEG. USE A CREDIT CARD.
HI WLW!
My life is wonderful. You printed my e-mail! And TJSPFTDT is back!
I'm here this time to ask — what is so bad about Steps?
You should join our cult. We do Steps routines, watch LA7, drink Ribena and worship Ricky Martin.
We are not trendies (they think we're nuts)... but hey, we have fun!
Fizzy Kizzy, Pink Hippy and the Ribena Queen
ps: Brian feels this may be a can of worms, so decided not to get involved.
Mmmmmm... I think Brian has a point.
'THIS IS THE SUMMER OF LOVE...'
