The Mega-Zine Museum
June 29, 2000
FURRY MUPPET Cynicism, negativity and doubt are good because then you are never disappointed. Oh how true.
PARSLEY POSSUM Print this letter and turn £15 into £500 in just three weeks. Show me the money! Show me the money!
ARMLESS VENUS I think we need a new set of rules for the 'Zine. One of them being that stealing wiggly woo poems from Children's BBC is illegal. Another that Steps and Britney fans are not allowed. Oh yes, and that cheddar cheese is GOD! It is? Not Marmite then?
'ZINERS,
Today the weirdest thing happened to me! A friend was staring at me for ages with a messed up look on her face.
When I asked what she was looking at she said: "Oh, I was just imagining what you'd look like if your ears were upside down!"
I swear, it's true.
A Cat Named Desire
Funny — I had a dream last night
THAT I HAD 17 TOES... WEIRD!
WLW,
Do you ever check your e-mails? Do I have to resort to bribery for you to screen these letters?
Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?
All I want is more attention to be paid to hear beautiful Welsh drummers everywhere. Is that so weird?
Love Sean Moore, that's what I say. Anyone want to join my happy band of Sean-lovers?
The Glittery Drumstick
Let's see...
THAT WOULD BE NO
'ZINERS,
I haven't had any more visions, but I have seen signs to prove the trendy invasion is on its way.
First I saw a chicken with a head that looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar and then I saw blood-red clouds spelling "Scooch" in the sky.
Fight the plague of conformists, fight for your individuality, then fight for that last slice of pizza... it'll be a long night!
Apotheosic Chimerical Nemesis
This last slice of pizza...
LOTS OF CHEESE, NO MUSHROOMS, TA
'ZINE,
On a corner in TV land lies 'Zine,
It is rather scabby and not very clean.
Goths and freaks go there,
Some right old tarts too,
Perhaps the odd townie showing white in full view!
Although it is tacky and people take the mick,
It's a convenient way to get drunk and be sick!
The Wiggly Turnip Bloke
Remember kids — getting drunk and
BEING SICK — NOT BIG... NOT CLEVER!
