The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 2000
PARSLEY POSSUM So many townies, so few bullets. Harsh but fair.
A CAT NAMED DESIRE All my stitches itch, my prescription's low. I wish WLW was queen, just for today, in a 'Zine so white, what else can I say? Er, what medication are you on exactly?
THE FRESH FAT FATSO FROM FATTYLAND The winners won as the freaks looked on in amazement. I LOOKED ON IN AMAZEMENT! You know, the other night I managed to catch TOTP (purely for research you understand)... I LOOKED ON IN AMAZEMENT!
'ZINERS,
Random thoughts:
- Everybody's an individual. Trendies choose to be like everyone else.
- If anyone wants to marry 'Zine-style then I'll be the vicar. Hallucinations have made me believe in God.
- WLW — can you make the 'R' in 'KoRn' backwards?
- Coco Loca — commiserations, you're a trendy.
Enigma @ A Dark Place
KoRn...... KoRn...... KoRn.....
NO — CAN'T MAKE IT GO BACKWARDS!
LOOK, I'M GETTING ANGRY NOW!
If you don't print my letters, I may just have to jump off the roof of my house. Or I'll go and tell Andi Peters that you're ignoring me.
When I'm big in America, you'll all want to be my friend but I'll say na, na, NO!
Americans are stupid. They think I'm Robin Williams. I'm funnier than him anyway. Did anyone see his last film?
Robbie Williams, UK (can't tell you where, I'll be mobbed)
I'm just imagining Robbie Williams
AS THE GENIE IN ALADDIN! WEIRD!
RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
I have been absent from your screens for about a year. And has anyone noticed? Has anyone cared? Has anyone shown the slightest bit of concern? That's right — NO!
All I ask is to be appreciated. I try my hardest.
Abstract Aura
PS: Anyone else agree that toast kicks ass?
Oh yes — particularly with Marmite
AND DEFINITELY WITH RASPBERRY JAM
DEAR ONYX,
I am asking, on behalf of my favourite Big Black Boots, if they would please have their name back, which you so unmercifully pilfered. They are utterly distressed and refuse to even venture out of my cupboard until they have their rightful name back — Onyx.
Failure to comply may result in drastic action as I don't really want to remain bare-footed for ever.
Suicide Babe
I understand. I have the same problem
WITH A PAIR OF PANTS CALLED KYLIE
