The Mega-Zine Museum
June 8, 2000
BUTTERFLY PRINCESS I wish I lived in an apple tree, and only did what I wanted to. That I lived in peace and harmony, with all the others in my tree. Sort of rhymes I guess. But why an apple tree?
PARSLEY POSSUM WLW — you hate me because I am a possum. Print this or I'll sue! Another day, another threat.
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL For everyone who finds maths hard, remember this: 1+1=2. It always helps! I think you should have attended more maths lessons instead of dreaming about PC Stu missy!
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cat and threw it out of the window?
Happy considering.
Dizzy Kizzy and Brian the Pot Plant
I don't know but I'll tell you this...
NOBODY EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING IT!
'ZINERS,
Why do some of you feel compelled to express your undying love for certain celebrities on the 'Zine? Nicky Wire appears to be favourite among females and Sarah Michelle Gellar for a certain male 'Ziner.
It's a waste of time and it clogs up valuable space on the 'Zine. It's not as if these people read 'Zine anyway.
Karma Policewoman
ps: I've got something in common with you WLW — we're both Arsenal fans!
Get in! Altogether now...
'THERE'S ONLY ONE DENNIS BERGKAMP'
HIYA WLW,
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease screen this because I want my love to read it:
Oh Sean, my little drummer boy from 'blow,
You're cuter than a puppy dog's tail,
You're lovelier than furry animals,
Look into my eyes and say "mmmmmm... festivals!
The Glittery Drumstick
What have we just been talking about?
NOT A GOOD DAY FOR POETRY EITHER!
RESIDENT WEIRDO,
My comments about Plughole Fantasy were not an insult, just a message of support. No-one on the 'Zine is messed up.
Whilst people such as Plughole and Drusilla use isolation and depression to release what is merely teenage angst, I use eccentricity to convey any annoyance in my life.
Like my Nan says: "You have special hands, Chuzzle. Let me have them."
Cheeky Lord Chuzzle
Nan's are generally very old and wise.
NOT SURE WHAT YOURS MEANS THOUGH!
