The Mega-Zine Museum
June 1, 2000
EGG-SHAPED IAN WLW — I know where you live and I'm gonna come round and nick yer washing!! Would you like it if I came round and nicked your smalls young man?
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Does anyone know who the bird in the Neutrogena shampoo adverts is? Oh dear — 'bird' again.
BROKEN BUBBLES I think Plughole Fantasy thinks HE'S the cute one. Him and several others. Does anyone actually know what Mr F looks like? Is he REALLY that adorable? I await photos.
WHY DAWSON'S CREEK IS THE ONLY REASON FOR LIVING:
- You wish the entire cast were at your school, and were your best friends.
- Your mum would love you forever if you brought Dawson, Pacey or Jack home.
- There's no other reason for getting out of bed on a Sunday.
Alexandra Van Der Beek
Surely there's another page for this?
ANYWHERE REALLY
KARMA POLICEWOMAN,
Quit whining! You say that you never get letters printed on the 'Zine. Ha! You've had more letters printed than me!
And that concerns the Immortal Council of Norbex, who might wage war on Earth.
You get letters printed on The Void as well. Speaking of The Void, WLW, are you the editor of Void and Megazine?
Tell me, or Sarah Michelle Gellar dies!
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Don't you think I have enough to do?
AND BUFFY'S A LOAD OF TRIPE ANYWAY
STOP THIS MADNESS!
I think I have a possible solution as to why 'Ziners have disappeared/lost creativity etc. GCSE's and A-levels!
They drain poor human beings of all emotion and brainpower! Oh, the pain of exams!
All will be well soon... the cloud will lift and all 'Ziners will unite again!
Miss Trsitesse
This young lady sends lovely pressies
SO... YOU KNOW... WE LIKE HER!
TO MEGAZINE,
Why can't we, the real people, get a voice on telly? If you watch Four Music you see lots of Indie kids/executive greebos shouting at the camera...
"Elastica! Feeder! Mercury Rev! God's Music!"
What about us? The innocent skaters, goths, punks and other alternatives?
The Jacobean Skate Punk From The Devil's Toilet
Indeed! And if anyone can rid us of
'DR FOX' — PLEASE DO SO PRONTO!
