The Mega-Zine Museum
May 26—27, 2000
C-3PO's SECRET LOVER Chocolate is the cure. No, Robert Smith is The Cure.
A CAT NAMED DESIRE Have you ever tried to carry a tune? I have, but I dropped it and it broke. No, but I once tried to hold a note — same outcome I'm afraid.
SLIPKNUTTER WLW — first you diss Oasis, then Manic Street Preachers, now Slipknot! Apologise immediately! OK, I apologise. I apologise for forgetting all those other bands whose arrogance and egos have overtaken the "music". You know who you are!
DEAR WLW,
I have been a silent 'Ziner since the days of Savo, AFKAG and Lestat. And what do you do in repayment for me appreciating the 'Zine and finally writing in? Not accept me! I bet you're really a big, fat trendy!
Anyway, I think it's been too long since a stirring debate has graced the 'Zine: Super Noodles — which flavour rules? I think Chow Mein or Thai Curry. Your turn now.
Cheesy Foetus
Not accept you? See yesterday's 'Zine?
AND I'M NOT FAT!
WLW,
I was wondering...
What does Davord, Lord of Tharg DO if he is angered? Does he jump out of the TV and head straight for someone's neck?
Also, what is this thing with glum 'Ziners? And those that hurl abuse at others? Lighten up and be happy... you've always got me!
Newt
PS: I'm all for a lovely pond-dwelling beanie of myself.
What does Davord do? Put it this way...
NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE TV!
CALLING ALL ANTI-TRENDIES,
For people you all claim to hate, you talk an awful lot about them.
What I mean to say is, if you people think we trendies are so stupid/sad/mindless or whatever, then why do you waste your precious 'Zine space with talk of us?
Trendy Chick 007
PS: Is Kelly Jones classified as a trendy because he is my boyfriend?
He is?
DOES HIS WIFE KNOW?
