The Mega-Zine Museum
May 22, 2000
SPOOKYKID I declare war upon cycling shorts and all things orange! Good call — and you can add mobile phones to your list with my blessing.
OSTRICH Ode to a cat: As a cat, I've appreciated, you must act as though you've been sedated. Ain't that the truth... sleep, eat, sleep, eat — all she ever does, that cat of mine!
URBAN HERO You can't fool me! I know there is not one WLW, but many! Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Are you mad? I am the one, the only, W... L... W! Ahahahahaha...
WLW,
I've been reading the 'Zine since I was very little — 15 to be precise. I've tried to stop but It's No Good. I Just Can't Get Enough. It's only a Question Of Time before I find a New Life in the Freestate of Zinedom.
Although People Are People, I still believe trendies should be Stripped down to the bone, or at least try Walking In My Shoes.
Mr Fast Fashion (staring down the Barrel Of A Gun)
I'm gonna get Behind The Wheel, go Home
AND POLISH MY HALO RIGHT NOW!
'ZINERS,
Just a few words of widsom...
We all mean nothing. Oxygen should be regarded as a drug. The most essential thing in life is to establish heartfelt communication with others.
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that we don't exist.
Outside is a beautiful day, inside there is a war going on. It's easy to be miserable, being happy is tougher and cooler.
Karma Policewoman
The easiest way to sleep at night is
NO CHEDDAR CHEESE BEFORE BEDTIME!
DEAREST WLW,
Thank you endlessly for telling the 'Zine nation of the unfurling terror. There is one way to stop the shellsuit rebellion!
You must ALL find a shellsuit to wear. I don't care how, just do it.
On the eve of the real millennium, 2001, you must wear it and gather with your mates and have an '80s music shellsuit fest. Only then will they be too scared to re-emerge!
Go for it comrades!
qWeEnE cULtCHie
There's not much I won't do but...
WEAR A SHELLSUIT? NEW YEAR'S EVE?
HELLO!
Come on WLW, usually when you desert your loyal friends and refuse to acknowledge their existence, you at least give them a chance to become part of your misfit world.
Look, I can even start a thrilling debate — I like ring donuts, iced with that pink sugary stuff and seasoned with sprinkles in all the colours of the rainbow.
Accept no substitute, especially those eeeevil jam donuts.
Cheesy Foetus
As thrilling debates go, my foetal mate
IT LACKS THAT CUTTING EDGE Y'KNOW?
