The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 2000
FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL Don't diss the 'Zine Chicken Thing for it is our father. Um... OK.
NAFF FREAK X-PHILE Dear Girl On The Stairs, I thought I was the only one who liked quoting The X-Files obsessively. Will you be my friend? I'll even share my pilchard sandwich with you. Aaarrrgggh... pilchards!
LUD THE WIG I hate things and things hate me, so we get along fine. People think us wigs don't have feelings but we do. Don't pull your hair out.
SELF-OBSESSED HONEY
I wouldn't ignore you at WLW's party (if he were to have one, which would be excellent!), you sound like a nice person.
On another topic, has anyone noticed that in order to be "normal" you have to be a narrow-minded trendy?
I have a trendy friend who acts all hard and picks on gay people and I'm always having to get her out of her own mess.
Anemic Amnesiac
A party! Great idea...
I'LL BRING THE COCKTAIL SAUSAGES
FAIRY CAKE
I love you too. And you're one of the few people to spell Norbex right. You have become very special to me.
So, just for you, here's my top three Ziners.
- You
- Naked Twister
- Siosa Fox Jedi
I must go now. But my love is strong.
Bye bye my Fairy Star.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Fairy Cake is very special...
BUT YOU'RE A CREEP — GEDDIT?
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
My ears bleed, my heart blackens, my soul is stolen and abused by the perverse evil spirits. Help me!
The life I once knew and liked is being displaced by the satanic clouds.
Forgive me — I have sinned.
Drusilla
Haven't we all
HONEY!
'ZINERS,
The trendies must be stopped. A passive purple fox can only take so much.
The other day in my beloved art lesson the 'let's all annoy the anime fan' trendy asked if I'd been watching Pokemon. So I said, "yes" in my 'your point being?' tone of voice. The trendies all acted as if I was the one being nasty!
When we take over can I make them watch anime for a week? Please? I'll give you my last Rolo! And a packet of gums!
Hippie Inna Kimono
Please, please, please
NO MORE SQUIDGY CHOCS IN THE POST!
