The Mega-Zine Museum
April 9, 2000
BABYDOLL If you think Feltham is bad, come to Milton Keynes! If there is anyone out there who knows what I mean, please write in and save me! Oh I do...
NEON BUTTERFLY Why don't you print my letters any more? Please, don't abandon me. 'Zine is the place where it's OK to be an outcast! Consider it done, poppet.
SLEEPFLOWER The Clairvoyant Society is asking me to announe that its annual meeting has been delayed, due to unforseen circumstances. Oh pleeeeease!
DEAR 'ZINER FRIENDS,
To the person who said that our dreams are reality.
I really hope that my dreams aren't real. In one of them, my mother wanted to give me a foot transplant because my big and little toes are ugly. In another, I was told to catch a fish in my nose and later, I sneezed, and the fish came out and I felt sick.
This cannot be real.
Skinned Celebrity
Mothers can be soooo cruel,
THEY REALLY CAN
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX,
My top 5 birds were on the 'Zine ages ago. The top 3 were: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
WLW said I "really should get out more" but that was then. Now, Self Obsession Honey would be in my selection, too.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Birds? Oh dear....
THERE'LL BE LETTERS
CALLING ALL SCIENTISTS,
If you have any free time in between cloning, would you please consider inventing.... chocolate-flavoured cider, clawless cats, unbreakable hearts and a device to bring about the total destruction of all ex-boyfriends?
Something to shut Chris Evans up would be nice, too.
All these things say world peace to me.
Chock Jock
The destruction of Dale Winton...
THAT SAYS WORLD PEACE TO ME!
DEAR PLUGHOLE FANTASY,
Come away with me and start a life,
Worry free with no more strife,
Lying peacefully in long grass,
Many a happy day will pass,
Doing nothing all the time,
Writing poems that do not rhyme,
Plughole Fantasy come with me,
To a land where we'll be so happy!
Tiny Tribble
Another one!
JUST WHAT HAS THIS YOUNG MAN GOT?
