The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 2000
THE SWAN WHO COULD SWIM Karl Marx is Santa. It's true — I have pictures. It's a beard thing.
SMALL BLACK ROSE Madness is in the eye of the beholder. Suggs will be thrilled.
CHEEKY LORD CHUZZLE I know Plughole Fantasy and you have been duped. He is not a manic depressive or a freak, just a confused boy and he has fooled you! Better dash, my brain is leaking. I've read his letters — he had me fooled!
TRENDY CHICK 007,
You monster! Sunset Beach was one of the greatest shows of all time. Sure, the acting was a bit bad, but that was the beauty of it.
There have been some great plots. The Ben/Derek plot and the jewel thing. And come on, they had some babes. Tess for one. Mmmmmm.
As punishment, I will send my Flame-Spitting Norbexian Wolf after you.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
And thingy who played Olivia...
BAD ACTING, BIG HAIR — FANTASTIC!
'ZINERS,
What the hell is going on here? 'Zine has really gone downhill. All nice "I love you", "be my friend", "please accept me" letters.
And Britney Spears is good? At what exactly? Doing as she is told, taking credit for songs written by others.
What's happened to the individuality? Jacobean Skate Punk, Miss Tristesse and all the other freaks, outcasts and individualists with imagination?
Negative Creep
Oh baby, baby,
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
I've got a big problem. My life has abandoned me and has written to me saying that it will only come back when I know the answer to the following three questions:
- When is the end of never?
- When is the new forever?
- When will DiCaprio get a life?
Please, can you help?
Spaceship Hi-jacker
OK let's see... April 24, May 19,
WHEN HE QUITS ACTING I GUESS!
HELLO ZINEY BABES!
I haven't had a lot of time to write recently. One slight virtual infidelity with a certain pixelated vixen from hell and look what happens — a sprog!
Although I'm not sure I believe old Lara Croft about baby PC-Stu, the cyber CSA are closing in fast. All donations or words of advice are welcome.
But please girls, calm down — I'm not dating at the moment. I've learnt my lesson. I hang my head in shame!
PC-Stu
And so you should young man!
'YOU GOTTA REAP JUST WHAT YOU SOW'
