The Mega-Zine Museum
April 8, 2000
EUSTACIA I hate men. Oh dear, you found out then?
CHEESY FOETUS I have some reeeeeeeeally important input to a recent argument... Haddock Haddock Haddock Haddock Haddock Haddock. Ooh yeah, please accept me. Luv and haddocks. I suddenly have the urge to make kedgeree.
THE SILVER LINING IN A DARK CLOUD Dear 'Ziners. I love you all! Is WLW a man or a woman? I'll check in the bathroom mirror tomorrow morning — promise.
FELLOW 'ZINERS,
All my life I've been searching for a place, free of trendies, to feel at ease. I thought I'd found it, but no.
There is a trendy among us who talks about his love for Sarah Michelle Giller, who is a fave trendy idol.
Psychedelic Gloom — you may have thought you had fooled us all with this talk of pilchards, but pilchards are becoming the talk of the trendies. Be warned!
Soul Searcher
You see, in the old days,
SARDINES WERE THE ACCESSORY!
TAKE IT EASY CHICKEN
I bought a Walkman and it has MSP written on it! How wonderful. It does actually stand for something but hey — who cares?
Today, in my Nirvana jacket, three kids began to shout "Kurt Cobain is dead". They were three older males, I am a tiny female: three against one chicken?
Miss Tristesse
WLW — could you make the whole letter multicoloured? Groovy illustrations?
I can just about type,
COLOURS I NEED TO WORK UP TO!
DEAREST 'ZINERS,
I cough and I splutter,
Like a tramp in the gutter,
Wondering if that twinge
In my ribs is serious.
If it is, I should see my GP,
But if it ain't,
I'll just have a chat with my funny bone.
Lucozade Lover
PS: Hot chocolate works wonders for a chesty cold
and Doctor WLW says...
LAY OFF THE NIGHT NURSE!
'ZINERS,
Five things I hate about school:
- People saying I look like Mr Burns
- People shouting "Smithers" at me
- Teachers acting as counsellors
- Class discussions
- Wearing a suit in the sixth form
Plughole Fantasy
6 Having your bag flushed down the loo
and 7 REALLY POPULAR KIDS!
