The Mega-Zine Museum
April 6, 2000
SOUL SEARCHER If u print this, I'll give u a kiss. I am puckered up and waiting as we speak.
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Can I join your 'Ziner world? I'll bring my own sandwiches. OK but no mushrooms, we hate mushrooms and cottage cheese.
PARANOID CLOSET HEROINE Don't put your fellow 'Ziners on a pedestal — it'll just be a matter of time until they fall off. Unless it was a very small pedestal of course.
FELLOW 'ZINERS,
I am in love with many of you because you make me feel at home. I miss my home, it's very nice up there in the stars. You sit on my star while little aliens fly around in doughnut-shaped spaceships.
The thing about stars you didn't know is that they are actually doughnuts. Yep, a whole galaxy of doughnuts!
My star is filled with jam, so if any 'Ziners would like to visit...
Happy Cheese
Jam? What flavour jam exactly?
I'M COMING IF IT'S RASPBERRY
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY,
The ocean was a precious horizon, her passion was unsurpassed. But even in her unique rapture, the evil found its way. The lives of men dictated by others.
Greed is the new god of this land, and true to heart, the mighty sickens me. Our tears were legendary, the last hope of peace.
But there is hope. The saviour, who can revive the holy magic so we once again may have it pulsing through our veins.
The Ultimate Unknown (His Soul Divine)
Gosh, one minute it's doughnuts...
AND NOW THIS! NEVER A DULL MOMENT
ALL BAGGY TROUSER-LOVING FREAKS
Hello, it's me. No, not Gus the loveable chimney sweep. Nor Corky, the friendly cork. It is I, the Evil Cheesemeister. You don't know me but I'm part of your brain, a substantial bit at the back that you never use.
Anyway let's talk about trendies, who I think you've been mistaking for seven-year-olds. They are the only people who like Steps and Lolly. Foolish fools.
The Evil Cheesemeister
I'm getting really confused now...
DO WE LIKE TRENDIES OR HATE THEM?
WLW,
If Davord, Lord Of Tharg is omnipresent, if he is all-powerful, if he knows everything including what you do and what you think, then how are we to survive without being cursed by that horrible, icky creature? How are we to be free?
Psychosomatic Pseudonymph,
The False Fairy
Horrible, icky creature?
BOY, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW!
